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Bro Code followers! This is the beginning of anything and everything with the Bro Code. Here we can discuss the Bro Code, take Broaths, and have Slap Bets (remember you need a comissioner). I hearby take a Broath to stay with this forum!

 

If you don't know what the Bro Code, a Broath, or a Slap Bet is, you haven't lived. I suggest you start watching How I Met Your Mother.

 

The First Rule of the Bro Code to be presented here is the 69th: Duh.

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The code "Bros before [females]" only applies to a relationship that is younger than 8 months. This code does not apply to long term committed relationships, such as marriage.

 

The reason behind this is because at that point, they are considered part of your family, so "bros before [females]" would conflict with "family comes first".

 

The previous listing was discussed and included in the brocode in 2010 by a committee of 10 bros.

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Speaking of Dibs, there is also a rule about "shotgun".

 

You can only call shotgun if the front seat is unoccupied. You can only call shotgun once in sight of the vehicle. You cannot call shotgun if the front passenger seat is covered with something important to the driver (e.g. GPS system, speakers, etc.) however, if it is filled with easily moved material calling shotgun means you have to move the material.

 

There are those with "permanent shotgun", which means they get the front passenger seat no matter what.

The list of those with permanent shotgun:

1. Girlfriends or spouses.

2. Parents.

3. Someone who is closer to the driver than you are (e.g. best friends with the driver).

4. The oldest sibling.

5. The Elderly.

6. The owner of the vehicle.

7. Someone to whom the driver owes a debt.

8. The only passenger.

 

Those who are not allowed to call shotgun:

1. Someone whom the driver hates (if they are listed above then this doesn't apply).

2. Someone who is being dropped off midway through the trip.

3. Someone who would have to move the front passenger seat back.

4. Someone who has previously messed with the radio of the car.

5. "That guy".

 

Penalty of calling shotgun when you are not allowed to automatically makes you "That guy" and you will have your privileges revoked.

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