343i..Great World War Saga..

[Skys]

The Sky is black..The moon is at its highest..I am breathing heavy as arrows are passing just 2 inches from my face..I can now hear a voice screaming out orders. He is defended by two guards..It looks like..It is! Absolute Dog is standing shouting orders as Mr.Biggles and One are guarding him with crossbows. AD now looks at me and tells me to come hither...I am nervous. I've never been in battle I am more strategic and I coordinate attacks..AD then asks another man to come up. We both walk up..As i look at this other man I notice it is Spectral Jester. This man looked...well badass..Wearing a Orange Robe and a Dark Grey hood..He is holding dual katanas and bow and arrow on his back. We both walk up ready for our orders. AD is now in front of me..It began raining. I can hear people screaming in the woods..Sounds like death and bloodshed..Or just kids trolling other kids..I don't know but I am a bit shaken now.

 

 

Absolute Dog is standing in from of me and places a sword on my side..I am in awe..He is wearing Knights Armor. All black and blue..On his right arm there are spikes and on the other side..a small inscription saying "343industries..and Twam" He is there guardian and right hand man. I am proud to be where I am..I close my eyes and listen to the orders..Spectral Jester just kneels and continues looking like a badass..He tells us "You must go venture to this land..this land is dangerous..it is called.."Thehalocouncil" It is a bit bigger in size..but there men are uncoordinated and not well prepared for a coordinated attack" My hands shake as I know i must go into battle now..He is now murmoring words to me..The rain is getting stronger..A blue orb is floating near us..My eyes begin to go bloodshot as I realize he is about to teleport us to this land..I am shaking..Spectral Jester grabs my arm and says.."Calm down mate I won't let these men troll and or hurt us" For I am Spec......He is cut off as we both are sent spiraling in a teleporting sphere.

 

 

I am now in a dessert..I throw up as my stomache wasn't ready to teleport..A hand touches my shoulder and I draw my blade..Spectral smiles.."Save that for battle good friend"...I am relieved and we press on into this desserty jungle. In the distance I see a white male. Wearing a kilt but a strong armor plating on top..His name is Mr.Payne and he is accompanied by TsicksSense. I am now reassured we can do this. My head is just thinking of all the bloodshed and battle we are about to commense..I go up to greet these men with Spectral and we are now face to face. We give a small salute and we then come together and form our strategy of attack..Spectral starts the conversation off by saying "We hit them hard and fast..the less bloodshed the better..We leave midday and we should be there when the moon is at its highest once again.." We all nod and set up a small camp..My mind is ready for battle..My sword hungry for some trolls..4 vs hundreds..maybe thousands..Can we really do this..? My eyes fall heavy and I now fall asleep..

 

 

You really think I'd actually get a goodnights rest? BOOOOM!!! I hear explosions and screaming and howling.."what the heck?" My vision is blurry..debris is now flying in my face..I look down and blood is trickling from my chest.."dangit..I might die.." What is going on? I see spectrail fighting off two guys while Mr.Payne is unconscious on the ground..Tsickssense is on one guy fighting off 5 others..I then grab my sword and ignore the pain..I run up to spectral and tackle a guy..lunging my sword into his chest..as I do this i grab a small explosive and throw it towards 6 men running to me and then duck and cover..It explodes and lets just say..Blood everywhere..Spectral and I are now facing a group of maybe 20 men now heading towards us. "Back to back?"...I nod but then say sarcastically.."This isn't Army of Two..how are we actually going to do this.." He smirks and then says..."This is nothing.." He swings his swords and i begin stabbing and swinging in all directions..Perfectly blocking and striking all my enemies..One by one they are falling..Tsickssense is now in front of me jumping on two guys stabbing both..One of our enemies begs to join us..We nod and say..We don't want to fight..tell them to call it off and we can talk about this..This enemy walks towards them and the fighting stops..A large figure walks towards us...Sweat is pouring down my face..The enemy who begged us to stop is now smiling maniacally..He lied..This is something i've never seen before...A SUPER MEGA TROLL. He began calling us names at first but then brought out his huge club..He hit the ground and everything began shaking...Mr.Payne wakes up and then quickly throws a smoke bomb on the ground..He grabs me and spectal and tsickssense follows shortly. We are now running for our lives in this dessert jungle..My heart is racing..we turn and turn again..I am losing breathe and I know if i stop i'll die with these trolls..I am behind all of them..they are all running ahead..I can see spectral..tsickssense and Mr.Payne all running passed me. My vision is blurry i now hear my enemy getting closer..And closer..when suddenly..I stop and hide behind a thick dessert tree. I can feel the heat simmering my face..I am trying to control my breathing..I don't see my team anywhere..I close my eyes..I can hear the footsteps of my enemy..Some run passed me..I press against the tree like no other..It is quiet..All i hear is footsteps..I take a breathe...AND BAM..a club hits my face..I instantly pass out..I now see my team..and AD in the distance..I am reaching for them but..they are too far..I close my eyes and everything fades..These trolls got me..I am now trolled and i might die..

 

 

To be continued?

 

I don't know what this was..But i am at work just passing time at the office..I do this a lot. I am in now ay dissing Thehalocouncil. I just needed another forum that would make sense..There may be more sites on these small storys..

 

Tell me what you think? Write a few more? Maybe add people if you'd like to be in it?

[Complete Loser]

Lmao pretty funny to me at least, dunno bout anyone else though.

[Spectral Jester]

Love it, see a big story coming, lets call this Chapter 1

[Skys]

Chapter 1 it is. And this will continue and only get better. I just threw it together in 7 minutes.

[Sikslik7]

Oh, Very nice.

[Baby Boo]

"Attack of the trolls: Chapter 1"

 

Lol, I could just imagine my presence in these if I ever had one xD

[DoctorB77]

Bring in Ms. mystic.

 

I will help you get better. i got meds

[Victory Element]

i thought it was pretty funny. I dont think i know you well enough for you to include me, but its worth asking. Will you put me in??

[Drizzy_Dan]

Wow. All I can say is wow and that was awesome. Bout to read Chapters 2 and 3 now