Fable 2 Gargoyle quotes

[Zelda]

I have found the Gargoyle quotes so others can laugh at them if they want.

 

But to those who dont know about them, they are relativity very rude and insulting stone gargoyle head statues. Anytime you get near them in Fable 2, they immediately and never hesitate to throw insults your way. And they always have a Scottish accent. So to some of us, we have found them to be very amusing. And to others, well, they dont much care for them.

 

"Ach, I can smell your awful breath... all the way from here."

 

"I'd ask you to try and shoot me... but ya'd probably poke your eye out instead."

"I might be made of stone, but at least I ain't stone blind."

"Hey! You're that mighty adventurer, aren't you? Well, I've got a quest for you: KISS MY STONEY ARSE!"

"I bet your shooting's as bad as your body odour!"

"I heard there was a prophecy about you... yeah... something about THE WORST MARKSMAN OF ALL TIME! Yeah, that was it! Hahaha!"

"You must be the sorriest excuse of a Hero I ever saw, and I've seen plenty."

"Ye cannae hit me. Ye cannae hit me! Haha!"

"Hi, my name's Barn Door. Bet ye cannae hit meeee!"

"You look more like a crack-pot than a crack-shot!"

"Don't you try and ignore me, you pink-bellied numpty!"

"Is this what I've been sittin' here waiting for all these centuries? You?! Bah!"

"I can tell by yer glazed over eyes ye cannae shoot straight!"

"Hey! Hero! Do you have any health or potions? Hahaha, you ain't got no skill, that's as plain as day!"

"Ach, away with ye, ye scavenger dog-monkey."

"Hey! Look at me when I'm insulting ya! You walking sack of compost!"

"You think you're smart? I've seen more brains in a slop-bucket!"

"Lets see your aim... If ya got one!"

"Phppt!"

"You couldnae hit a castle wi'a ball of dung!"

"Ach, ya blunderin' goon, you couldnae hit me in a million years!"

"Tell me this, how does a rubbish shooter like you stay alive? You must be a right jammy bugger!"

"What are you gonna do, huh? Shoot me? Ooh, I'm shiverin', mummy, help!"

"Tell me this, is it true you don't know which way to hold a crossbow? Hahaha!"'

"Oh, look! My face is all exposed!"

"Which one ya cannae hit me with? Yer gun, or yer sneeze?"

"Hey, what you are doing with all those weapons? You might as well use a wee toy slingshot, ye big baby!"

[Hippie]

I think people should try to make a story just using these quotes. Im just curious on what people will come up with. If anyone does let me know. Ive already gotten an idea for one.