Zed The Evil Taco Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 So, this is just for the kickers and gigglies. I want to know what a random weapon you come up with would do. You might be thinking "Homing Sniper Rifle", but thats not quite what I mean. I'll start. I want a gun that has a bike handle attached to it, and in order to fire, you have to pelvic thrust (just for laughs), and it fires flaming chainsaws that deal poison damage twenty feet from where they hit, and anybody poisoned gets an amish beard. And if it hits somebody, they turn into Jason (As in the chainsaw guy), but have a beard. So any gun would work under this category. Even one more random than mine. Have fun. EDIT: Swords are also allowed. EDIT2: This, by the way, is for a project I MAY tell you about later. Good ones will be accepted though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 AK Taco Bell. It is an AK made out of taco bread and shoots donuts that harms tacos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinite LuLz Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 A gun that shoots annoying voices that tells you to do stupid things when you should not, the voices stay in your head forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 a gun that shoots guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns, ect ect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 A gun made out of syrup, that fires sugar granules, I think it would be a SWEET weapon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torint Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 a gun that shots ROFLcopters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted August 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 a gun that shots ROFLcopters! Lol... I mean, Rofl... I like that one... So if you you hear "FTWFTWFTWFTWFTW", duck. <- Look. It's Rofl Rambo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 The Black Cannon (Not Racist) It shoots singnal into your opponets armor in a 30 foot radis that plays Rebbeca Black's Friday at max volume. Most Effective Weapon EVER MADE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted August 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 A gun that when you shoot people with it, they explode into confetti and children scream for joy. Wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAMAZING T4CO Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 The annoying neighbor ray: you shoot someone and they turn into a annoying neighbor and you can just shoot him in the face (idk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 A gun that fires old women who offer cookies then make you sit and talk with them about "The good old days," for EVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Me#2: How bout a sword? Me#1: Yes. A sword that, when you hit people with it, it doens't cut their skin, but instead leave a big read stamp on their skin that says "I was PWNed by Zed the Evil Taco Here :down:" the first time. Then every time after that, it says "And here :down:". They'd become a walking advertisement for being PWNed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 The blame thrower, when aimed at a group of enemies, it causes them all to agrue with each other and ignore everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 A gun with a barrel that ends in a mouth, that yells obscenities and offensive remarks, and never shuts up. I call it: The M6G Noob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMan Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'd be somewhat satisfied with a 6ft long cattleprod, but i could settle for flyswatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted August 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 The Wabbajack: A staff that shoots people and turns them into a random creature for 1 minute. Oblivion Hardcore fans no what i'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 A gun that fires lions and tigers and bears, OH MY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted August 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 A gun that fires lions and tigers and bears, OH MY! Houses that land on cranky old ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMan Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 A rabid Badger on a stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skummgummigubbe Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 a "dart gun"... no i mean FART gun not very useful on long distance but cloas quaters its perfekt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 a gun that launches your Target 1000ft in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondRabbit Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 A IRL RYNO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 A gun that changes a person's ethnicity and makes them unrecognizable to their former friends and loved ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMan Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Explosive flying penguin launcher! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Explosive flying penguin launcher! Awesome! I want one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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