El Silverado Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 True, how doe's earwax have good "nutritional value"? Person above me is a chieftain! Person below me drinks pee... The person above me is scary at times. The person below doesn't have a supercharge v8 in their trucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 True. The person above me is named after a truck. The person below me will likely be the next one to read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceMan Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 The person above me is either a Psychic or a Stalker, either one would have that information lol The person below me enjoys skinny dipping, but not without arm bands and a rubber ring handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Waterwings ftw!!! The person above me has no trouble staying frosty during intense Halo matches. The person below me gets intensely cold when teamed up with nubs in Halo matchmaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Waterwings ftw!!! The person above me has no trouble staying frosty during intense Halo matches. The person below me gets intensely cold when teamed up with nubs in Halo matchmaking. The person above is not afraid to show his colors. The person below me has wreck their warthogs becuase it was a Ford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choot 'em Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 The person above me knows "Who dat" is!! The person below me just had a "What dat" moment with the previous statement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biggles Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 The Person above me has the coolest signature ever. the person below me has thought that halo was realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 It's true. The person above loves MLG. The person below me loves KFC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 You're right. The person above me has a nice photoshopped version of Coruscant. The person below me owes me $50,000,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISTPUNCHER18 Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 youre not gettin it. Person above me knows how scary i can be. Person below me is drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I wish. The person above me knows Jesus to be a beloved fictional character. The person below me thinks Rob Zombie is the Second Coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 The person above me will join my army after I overthrow bungie, and dominate the world! Wish it was before, but sadly... The person below me will, unfortunately, have a job at bungie when I do this. There were no survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 The person above me might be an attempt at a Taco Bell viral marketing campaign. To bad the person below loves McDonalds more and will have no part of the taco takeover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Mmmmmm... Taco bell... mmmmmhhhhmmmmmm... Mcdonalds... The person above me knows about my Taco Bell advertising campaing. . He's a real Sherlock Holmes. The person below me is a real Moriarty. Old, cranky, and out of date. But somehow still cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 and old man Jester arrives lol. The person above me has a wickedly funny signature The person below me smells of egg sandwiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I have no catchy thing to say back to that one. The person above me has a really good nose, to smell me all the way over here. The person below me, unfortunately, also has a good nose, and can smell my mom cooking right now. I'm in trouble... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'll bet the dog is never hungry... lol After the person above me "over throws" Bungie, he will wage a war against all hamburgers. Obviously... there will be no survivors! The person below me is a Double Quarter Pounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 (After, once again, waiting for someone else to take this, I guess I will.) Is that a fat joke? The person above me is a cool guy. Literally. Cold as ice. The person below me is smoking hot. Literally. Anyone have a bucket of water? Wait, I got it. You ! Go hug :down: Them :down: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISTPUNCHER18 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Well, like Dean PHD said... oh ****. literally. I need a drink... Person above me better hand me a glass of water. Person below me lives in a cardboard box... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Biggest. cardboard. box. ever. And its even got electrical and plumbing hooked up. I can live pretty comfortably in here. The person above me appreciates cardboard boxes, and therefore is a boxbrothah. The person below me has three versions of Halo; Halo CE (not anniversary), Halo NES, and Halo 2600. Poor person below me. BTW, I have links here that tell you what Halo NES and 2600 are. NES: http://retroactionmagazine.com/retronews/halo-nes-demake-released/ . Also comes with a download since its actually a computer game. 2600: http://members.shaw.ca/jeffv/halo2600.html . It doesn't tell you, but it is the game itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 The person's house above me should probably be on MTV cribs. The way the person below dries off after their showers is by running around the street naked at 2:00am. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 I wish! :crazy: The person above me has a great screen-name. It's short, sweet, and strikes fear into the hearts of literate Grunts. The person below me also has a great name, but unless they're Vore it doesn't strike fear into much other than, say, tacos and hamburgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 I see an opportune moment to post. I strike fear into the hearts of many dead cows! The person above me is fairly impressed by screen names, and has an impressive one himself. The person below me is no longer impressed by simply being impressed, and therefore feels the need to impress me by saying something impressive about me and impressingly funny about the person below him. The person below that feels the same way about impressions, and is therefore unimpressed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choot 'em Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 Impressive........... Most impressive....... :unworthy: The person above me has an uncanny ability to use the word "impress" and it's derivatives and is now impressed by me. The person below me saves their flatulants in a jar for later use. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted September 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 I am unimpressed by you impression of me... The person above me had a username that I still don't understand. Impressive! The person below me will be told a compliment by the person below them. Therefore I do not feel the need to say something humorous and complimentary. Therefore I won't. I hope he doesn't get the wrong impression of me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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