Spartan-104 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 These would make terrible movie's, no doubt about it. Weeds This is an action comedy about a guy struggling to make ends meet(played by will smith ). He mows lawns to make money. Then one one day a plant experiment escapes a lab. The entire city is infested with giant, man eating plants. In the end, the guy has to use an experimental lawn mower to fight the weeds and save the city. The Grim Harvester The Grim Reaper is having trouble killing people. Everyone has guns, and hes stuck with a scythe. Don't get him started about the time when the swat teams came. Then he gets a combine, and well, you get the idea. TOTAL CHAOS. post your own terrible ideas! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanicBagels Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minuette Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Troll A kid trolls people on the internet and it's up to the other people to stop them. If it means all out trolling...... Directed by: Michael Bay Screenplay by: A fat kid Homeless guy Geeks Nerds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStarRocket91 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 ATTACK OF THE BRICKTOPUS FROM OUTER SPACE Something aboard the international space station goes terribly wrong, when an experiment to see if octopuses can be hypnotised into becoming day labourers for cheap and easy construction of space colonies is interrupted by a solar flare. One of the octopuses ends up merging at the atomic level with the materials he's supposed to be building a wall with and becomes the Bricktopus, a horrifying hybrid of cephalopod and brick with a burning desire for vengeance upon its human creators. It escapes to Earth and then embarks on an evil campaign to build walls and small housing estates in the middle of highways all across the United States, creating a death toll in the millions as unsuspecting people end up crashing into front rooms during their morning commute to work. Only two men can save the world from destruction: the first, a discharged marine biologist with a dark past who got results but played outside the rules once too often for his superiors, and the second a middle-aged British workman who takes a more relaxed approach as he's content to be paid by the hour. Together they have to work out where the Bricktopus is going to strike next and stop it, while learning to trust one another and overcome their differences. They finally discover the bricktopus' plan is to build an underwater wall across the Hudson river in order to crash a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier and destroy New York, and must race against the clock to pull down the wall with an old German U-Boat with a bulldozer blade stuck on the front, and then defeat the Bricktopus once and for all, or at least put some nice flowerboxes along it. Directed by Quentin Tarentino; starring Johnny Depp as the marine biologist, Alan Rickman as the workman, and Bruce Willis as the Bricktopus. Or maybe the same intro, except it just smashes Tokyo up or something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodfatherS117 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 The noob cheater Masterchief is a noob in Halo so he decided to cheat.343 have to stop him now before he destroy the Halo serie. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 The End. The movie starts at the credits, and then ends. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Thinking This is a movie about me. in this movie, I am thinking. I am thinking about what movie to think of. It includes a preview entitled "coming soon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Farmville. They actually talked about making that one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barack Obama Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 A day in the life of a sloth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 A day in the life of a sloth. Look! He's moving his hand! He's moving. Moving. Moving. Moving. Wait! He stopped. He's moving again! Moving. Moving. OH! He grabbed a berry. Moving. Moving. Moving. Moving. OH! ITS IN HIS MOUTH. Chewing. Chewing. Chewing. Masticating still. He swallowed. Movies over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaulting♥Frog Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 A day in the life of a Toilet at the Mall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 A day in the life of a Toilet at the Mall... Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Oh, look! A full moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grif. Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Twilight is a terrible idea I hope they never make one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haloman 2 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 well people are talking about another transformers but they got so many complaints that they might make a movie about candy land, monopoly, chess, hi-ho the charrios and all of those board games we all know and love. true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker of Truth Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Okay. Derranged, mutated grasshoppers from the outer solar system come to Earth and begin a campaign to kill every living thing on the planet. The military tries to respond but is totally destroyed instantly. In the end a salesman breaks into their spaceship, kills the queen and takes the queen's place in control of the grasshoppers. He then orders them to surround the White House and pelt it with their own feces, leading to his arrest. And yes, I know there's no such thing as a queen grasshopper. That just makes the movie sound more terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 A day in the life of a Toilet at the Mall... Dear god no. Ok what about a movie about Sparkling vampires that fight for some chick while werewolfs fight for the same chick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stab Stab Stab Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 The snail and the road This story is about the life of a snail trying to cross the road. Plays for 10 hours and if you activate super slow mode it will go on for 48 hours with extra added sound effects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
тυcкєя Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 The story of a pig. The movie starts, 5 seconds into the movie the pig gets eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 The dictionary and thesaurus People use dictionary and thesaurus's to live their lives... and there is no technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Little Miss Sugar Drop- Deathwish This movie stars Samuel L. Jackson narrating the life of a 5 year old beauty pageant contestant, there is no dialogue, only Samuel L. Jackson narrating the little girl's thoughts. It starts out with the sweet little girl who is narrated by Queen Latifa, and after five minutes, a little girl named Sally turns the Pageant girl into a dark disturbing monster, who's thoughts are narrated by Samuel L. Jackson... The movie ends with Samuel L. Jackson leaving the studio because the film isn't going to make any money... Go buy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haloman 2 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Farmville. They actually talked about making that one. I remember hearing about that. that would be horrible, what would be the point? Computer chess it's about people making computers that battle each other in chess back in the 1980s and its all in black and white and scenes drag on forever. and person gets stuck in a time loop for all eternity i do have to say that i actually saw this movie back in sundance film festival before the movie was actually shown in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Alright, so I got this great idea. Basically, EXPLOSIONS! and then BOOM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! *intelligible* It's so AWESOME, it requires EXCESSIVE capitalization of WORDs that DON'T need IT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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