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Ruin a Wish!


IceMan

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This is an old forum game which many of you may know already, the basics are that i post a wish, then the next poster grants that wish and ruins/destroys it in some form or another, and then posts their own wish for the next poster to ruin etc etc, so i'll begin (obviously lol) now someone grant it to me, but find a way to ruin it at the same time:

 

I wish i had a sports car!

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You get your 2 games but your Xbox rrod, you go to shop only to find ps3's on sale FOR EVER

 

I wish for world peace

 

What a terrible, terrible life that would be.

 

OT: World peace is achieved but all forms of violence are banned including video games and especially Halo.

 

I wish I knew everything about everything.

 

Edit: Sorry, we must have been posting at the same time.

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What a terrible, terrible life that would be.

 

OT: World peace is achieved but all forms of violence are banned including video games and especially Halo.

 

I wish I knew everything about everything.

 

Edit: Sorry, we must have been posting at the same time.

 

For a few minutes you did know everything about everything, but then you posted at the same time as me without knowing and you unknowingly overloaded the neural pathways in your brain where you knew it would happen eventually, and just when you realised you knew how to figure it out, your head exploded!

 

I wish i had a train set!

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You have a beautiful garden in which you grow enough food to feed your whole family. You accidently over fertilize the veggies causing them to become toxic and mutated. After everyone eats them you realize you have poisoned your whole family and they die.

 

I wish I had a coffee mug that never ran out of fresh delicious coffee.

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you get a superbike, and its so amazing you show it to all your family and friends at a big part. the bike breaks while your riding it and you kill every and then crash and die.

 

i wish i was invisible

 

If you were invisible no one would care about you because they couldn't see you so you would cease to exsist.

 

I wish I had a Turtle Beach X31 Headset

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You get your ROFLcopter, but as its spinning it knocks you back into a wall where you bang your head on that red button that says "do not press" and it causes a nuclear war destroying 2 thirds of the planet! Seriously though, why do you have that button?

 

I wish i had a lightsaber

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Wish granted, but you are so distracted showing it off to your friends and bragging that you are holding it towards you when you activate it and cut yourself in half.

 

I wish I could go back in time and see all the old concerts that I've always wanted to.

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