Popular Post Church Posted February 20, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 This court is called to order! This is the business of prosecuting GermanShepherdD. After the court is called to order, I will present my opening statement. I hope this will be conducted in all seriousness, because if we do, I believe that this could become a fun activity for the forum. It will be conducted like a roleplay, post by post. Here is the list of those Subpoenaed for a position: Bailiff: Ledgend1221 Judge: Spectral Jester Jury: Absolute Dog, Jam, and Caboose the Ace Prosecution: Church Defendant: GermanShepherdD Legal Counsel of Defendant: Banehalo Disgruntled ex-judge/audience member: Insignia Witnesses will be called. We will carry this like a court of law. The Jury shall remain silent until the end, when they shall PM their vote, guilty or not guilty, to the Judge, after reaching an agreement. It shall start out with the Baliff calling the court to order, and swearing in Judge, Jury, and all members present. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I object! My judgement should have been final!!!! FINAL I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I object! My judgement should have been final!!!! FINAL I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are not in a position to object. Bailiff, restrain Insignia, and call the court to order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) meh i say gulity already but we will see Edited February 20, 2013 by Caboose the Ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 This judge needs pee pee - so if not sword in soon, mrs judge will be doing the swearing when there is a puddle underneath me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I hereby call this court to order, now we shall begin the sacred act of justice. Now members of the Jury and the Judge, do you swear on the people, on the law and on the almighty god to uphold and present the truth as best you can? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banehalo Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 FREE GSD!!!!!! he didn't do anything your just mad cause he is higher than you lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanShepherdD Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 You forget one small thing. A dog can not be prosecuted in a court of law. You have to prosecute my owner and since I have no owner I have diplomatic immunity. :3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I'll be quiet for cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Spectral Jester, go and take thy bathroom break, for I shall be writing my opening statement. And GSD, you may legally be prosecuted on your basis as a sentient individual, not as a dog. And you are a GermanShepherdD, not a dog. D is not dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 just hold on @caboose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 You forget one small thing. A dog can not be prosecuted in a court of law. You have to prosecute my owner and since I have no owner I have diplomatic immunity. :3 u commited the crime then u must do the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 You forget one small thing. A dog can not be prosecuted in a court of law. You have to prosecute my owner and since I have no owner I have diplomatic immunity. :3 Already tried that with them, they did not believe me. They said I held the court in contempt with jest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banehalo Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 WE Will prove he didn't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 What has he done wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 There will be order! Hold your tounges until spoken to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 WE Will prove he didn't do it. u have no evdince to prove it we will have justiace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banehalo Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 are we really making posts about this really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 There will be order! Hold your tounges until spoken to. fine i will stop for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanShepherdD Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 u commited the crime then u must do the time Still laws are laws and the judge has to follow them. :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banehalo Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 GSD is moderator he can't do wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 good job post count is disabled in offbeat this thread could get real long! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Still laws are laws and the judge has to follow them. :3 well in this world we do not follow those rulues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banehalo Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 i say church should go to jail for false lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 judge has to follow the law? remind me again what is the law in the U.S. about stray dogs? ie. dogs with no owners? your words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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