TRF BaDInTentZs Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 a qustion did u say some of these things when pulled over lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 funny i've said all those things to a cop. Who just happens to be my cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mkoll Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 "You must have smelled my giant bucket of slops and wallowing-mud." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 "Pullover!""Thanks, but it's actually a jumper." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mkoll Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Also that last one in the original list was from a Dave Barry article, I remember because I'm pretty sure they used it on the back cover of the collection I had. Guy's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan T-127 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 "Sir, have you been drinking this evening?" "No! No, of course not! I've been too busy arguing with my dealer on a reasonable price for his new stock of heroine. In fact, I actually scored some for free. Care to join me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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