Zelda Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Well you see the console companies go through a wonderful process to approve patches made by developers. First Bethesda has to write a letter in ink and quill warning Microsoft that they are about to send a patch, then that letter travels via horseback to the great valley of silicon. Then Microsoft summons a council to determine whether to allow the receipt of a patch or not, usually they do, then they light the signal fires over the mountains to Bethesda’s headquarters that they are willing to receive the patch. So now a great adventure gears up and travels on foot with the patch in hand and goes on an epic journey through forests, deserts, mountains which usually takes a month or two depending on how many evil Sony bandits try to stop him. Then finally the adventurer makes it to Microsoft’s grand castle in the sky where the patch goes through vigorous testing by the worlds greatest wizards and alchemists to ensure its safe for the people, and finally when the high king bill gates gives it his royal seal its published on the great servers of Xbox LIVE for all the people to download. And that’s why patches take so long. By MightyLink via insidemediagroup.com 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWD26 Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 seems legit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikslik7 Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Hmm, would explain some things about Swedish people. But how long does this take for 343i? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sadly Just AL Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelda Posted April 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Hmm, would explain some things about Swedish people. But how long does this take for 343i? Lmao. Knowing them, they dont have horses, and they probably live very far away, so probably takes a very long time. Most likely delivered by foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Seems real.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckoningZebra1 Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 lol, in a car the estimated arrival time is 40 hours and you have to travel 2,743 miles. I wonder what it is on foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelda Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Either way, doesn't sound like much fun. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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