Ghost Pirate Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Got any XBOX centric Chuck Norris jokes? Post them here! Here's a few to start with: The Master Chief's armor isn't made of metal or ceramic, it's made from Chuck Norris' beard clippings. Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons to fight the Covenant, he just stares at them until they surrender. When the Covenant learned that Chuck Norris exists, the Prophet of Regret changed his name to the Prophet of Just Peed in my Pants! The SPARTAN program's aim was to re-create Chuck Norris. Grunts run from battle because they know that somehow, someway, Chuck Norris is coming for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Children used to dream about being SPARTANs SPARTANs used to dream about being chuck Norris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Pirate Posted April 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 Chuck Norris does not need Kinect, Chuck Norris is THE controller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haloman 2 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 ok i can't think of very good ones and very many but here goes mine and i hope you like it: When chuck norris met the didact instead of the didact forcing chuck norris in his hands it reversed and launched the did act into chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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