M_Targaryen Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Bit of background first. Just under 8 months ago I had to undergo some spinal surgey for an infected disc and due to complications thanks to the disc being infected and messing with my sciatic nerve I now walk with a slight limp. Nothing too over the top, I don't need a walking stick or anything, but enough that it's noticable. So after discussions with a mate we thought it might be cool to come up with some sort of herioc story to why I now have a limp and had basically disappeared for 5 months to recover. The best one so far was saving African kids by wrestiling with a crocodile but there aren't many crocodiles in the River Clyde here in Glasgow So I would like to hear some sorta heroic/imaginitive stories you think I could get away with using when someone asks why the limp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 You tried fighting someone who was threatening a guy for money and got shot in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteSniper Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Self defence? (For example if you were robbed in the streets) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckoningZebra1 Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Say you were arm wrestling Chuck Norris on top of a roof when Batman asked for your help. So you jumped off the roof with batman and landed in the batmobile. Then as you arrived to fight the Joker, Master Chief handed you a spartan laser and pointed at a nearby covenant war ship. You took aim and FIRED! The covenant convoy was falling right at you but just when you thought you were about to become a pancake -splsssh- Spider-Man webbed you to safety. Suddenly the ground under you broke and a HUGE worm like creature with its mouth wide open lunged up out of the ground. As you fell through the throat of the worm you spotted none other than the Millenium falcon (the only ship to jump the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs) and you grabbed onto the side. As you were holding on for dear life, you felt a furry paw grab your back, and almost instantly you were in the ship's cabin with Han Solo, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and Leia. You immediately begin conversing with the heroes of galaxies and come to find out they need you to help them shut off the shields and destroy the Death Star. Hours later, you're sitting in the cockpit of an x-wing starfighter coming out of hyperspace and in front of you lies the largest space battle you have ever seen (probably the only one too). You grab your controls and fly around the Star Destroyers blasting every last TIE fighter you can see. Bleep, Bleep. You're receiving a message on your comlink-its Admiral Ackbar-"The shields are down go in and destroy the main reactor!" You don't waste anytime you tell your astromech droid to forward all remaining power to your thrusters to get to the reactor before anymore lives are lost. As you get to the clearing you see the main reactor- PEW PEW - The reactors been destroyed QUICKLY you must escape the carnage that's about to ensue. The Death Star is exploding around you and you're nowhere an exit! You decide the fastest way out is a straight line, and you begin blasting everything that stands in front of you. As you fly away from the center you see a small opening that looks to lead to the outside of the large space station. You speed up but just before you can fly past the remaining debris, something hits the back of your x-wing and activates your hyperdrive. WOOSH! You're flying through space at speeds unknown to humans on earth! Slowly you come out of hyperspace only to realize you're about to hit the pavement! quickly you slam the eject button and launch out of the x-wing. As you fall through the air you begin to remember you have no parachute. WAM! You hit the concrete very hard and hurt your spine and leg very badly. But after 4 weeks of rehab you're able to walk with just a small limp. -That's what happened, Sincerely, Beckoningzebra1 Hope this helps you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteSniper Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Say you were arm wrestling Chuck Norris on top of a roof when Batman asked for your help. So you jumped off the roof with batman and landed in the batmobile. Then as you arrived to fight the Joker, Master Chief handed you a spartan laser and pointed at a nearby covenant war ship. You took aim and FIRED! The covenant convoy was falling right at you but just when you thought you were about to become a pancake -splsssh- Spider-Man webbed you to safety. Suddenly the ground under you broke and a HUGE worm like creature with its mouth wide open lunged up out of the ground. As you fell through the throat of the worm you spotted none other than the Millenium falcon (the only ship to jump the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs) and you grabbed onto the side. As you were holding on for dear life, you felt a furry paw grab your back, and almost instantly you were in the ship's cabin with Han Solo, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and Leia. You immediately begin conversing with the heroes of galaxies and come to find out they need you to help them shut off the shields and destroy the Death Star. Hours later, you're sitting in the cockpit of an x-wing starfighter coming out of hyperspace and in front of you lies the largest space battle you have ever seen (probably the only one too). You grab your controls and fly around the Star Destroyers blasting every last TIE fighter you can see. Bleep, Bleep. You're receiving a message on your comlink-its Admiral Ackbar-"The shields are down go in and destroy the main reactor!" You don't waste anytime you tell your astromech droid to forward all remaining power to your thrusters to get to the reactor before anymore lives are lost. As you get to the clearing you see the main reactor- PEW PEW - The reactors been destroyed QUICKLY you must escape the carnage that's about to ensue. The Death Star is exploding around you and you're nowhere an exit! You decide the fastest way out is a straight line, and you begin blasting everything that stands in front of you. As you fly away from the center you see a small opening that looks to lead to the outside of the large space station. You speed up but just before you can fly past the remaining debris, something hits the back of your x-wing and activates your hyperdrive. WOOSH! You're flying through space at speeds unknown to humans on earth! Slowly you come out of hyperspace only to realize you're about to hit the pavement! quickly you slam the eject button and launch out of the x-wing. As you fall through the air you begin to remember you have no parachute. WAM! You hit the concrete very hard and hurt your spine and leg very badly. But after 4 weeks of rehab you're able to walk with just a small limp. -That's what happened, Sincerely, Beckoningzebra1 Hope this helps you Dude, that should be a novel already!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Tell them you got into a fight with a rhinoceros while on vacation. It managed to hit you from the back, but when you fell and it charged at you again for the kill, you shoved your knife into its head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 You stole some random birds eggs, they got mad and smashed into your back. Simple, and to the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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