Silent Orbis Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 What if... -Cortana asked you out. -In Halo 5, Master Chief's identity: Justin Bieber. -Activision (Call of Duty publisher) bought rights to Halo. -Arbiter was a Master Chief fan boy, in disguise of an alien. -Twam discontinued this website. -Mitt Romey ate Master Chief... PIECE - BY - PIECE. O.O -You had your house raided by UNSC military. -Batman killed Cortana. -Taylor Swift was Master Chief's girlfriend, and was 225 years old! Anyway, tell me what you would DO, in these situations. O.O I'll make more, if you guys want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikslik7 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 1. I'd say yes 2. That's why he never hooked up with Cortana 3. Well, that's Activision for you 4. Figures 5. Don't talk like that 6. It's okay, he's actually JB 7. Well, it would happen sooner or later 8. Just wouldn't happen 9. Didn't Swift already date JB? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TornadoFlame Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 -Cortana asked you out. Woot No thanks~ -In Halo 5, Master Chief's identity: Justin Bieber. I'd probably burn all my halo copies sit in a corner and cry -Activision (Call of Duty publisher) bought rights to Halo. I'd be so happy activision Understands games and when something works don't change it. -Arbiter was a Master Chief fan boy, in disguise of an alien. wouldn't really care -Twam discontinued this website.\ eh -Mitt Romey ate Master Chief... PIECE - BY - PIECE. O.O W0t? -You had your house raided by UNSC military. i got guns to -Batman killed Cortana. i don't beleive this would happen -Taylor Swift was Master Chief's girlfriend, and was 225 years old! she better be hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Talk Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 You had me at Cortana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteSniper Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) -Cortana asked you out. I'd say yes, I guess? What's better than dating a holographic A.I.? -In Halo 5, Master Chief's identity: Justin Bieber. *Suicide* -Activision (Call of Duty publisher) bought rights to Halo. *suicide + betrayal* -Arbiter was a Master Chief fan boy, in disguise of an alien. Not a chance. This fanboy wouldn't be so badass -Twam discontinued this website. W00t?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -Mitt Romey ate Master Chief... PIECE - BY - PIECE. O.O What... the... fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!! -You had your house raided by UNSC military. Call my N7/ team or make them drive -Batman killed Cortana. Yeah, and then Ezio Auditore charges his Spartan Laser attempting to kill a Reaper -Taylor Swift was Master Chief's girlfriend, and was 225 years old! Impossibru! Edited May 2, 2013 by EliteISnIp3r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Orbis Posted May 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 -Cortana asked you out. I'd say yes, I guess? What's better than dating a holographic A.I.? -In Halo 5, Master Chief's identity: Justin Bieber. *Suicide* -Activision (Call of Duty publisher) bought rights to Halo. *suicide + betrayal* -Arbiter was a Master Chief fan boy, in disguise of an alien. Not a chance. This fanboy wouldn't be so badass -Twam discontinued this website. W00t?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -Mitt Romey ate Master Chief... PIECE - BY - PIECE. O.O What... the... fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!! -You had your house raided by UNSC military. Call my N7/ team or make them drive -Batman killed Cortana. Yeah, and then Ezio Auditore charges his Spartan Laser attempting to kill a Reaper -Taylor Swift was Master Chief's girlfriend, and was 225 years old! Impossibru! LMFAO!! I love the *Suicide* , and *Suicide+Betrayal* thing!! lol I love all of your replies in fact, and I want to hear more everyone! Please DO post more on this thread, cuz you guys have the most hllarious replies which I love looking at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
тυcкєя Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I would say yes. If I could some how get into Halo 5 into like a teleporter I would stab him 22 times then shot him in the head with a shot gun . Not play Halo for the rest of my life. No clue xD. Make my own website with Silent Orbis. I would eat him with Mitt and pretend he was bacon. Probably just be like "HIT ME WITH UR BEST SHOT." I would be like Batty Boy that is my chick you just killed. Say "I guess that plastic surgery didnt work to well for you now did it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 cortana!?! ask me out!?! and if Twam did take down this site i'd die... literally... if batman killed Cortana he would face an enemy ten times ten times ten times ten times... oh heck 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times as crazy as the Joker and all his crazy freinds combined. Plus Cheif... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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