Jump to content

Your preferred methods of killing.


Recommended Posts

I think we all have at least one. Some people like to slam their fist or the butt of their gun into the enemy's face. Others like to forcibly give them acupuncture until they explode. 

For me, it's headshots. For my older brother, it's explosives. For my younger brother, it's assassinations.

In this thread, you can name your favorite ways of killing people.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I like to take a person by the ankles, and viciously beat someone to death with them. Both of them die, and there's no murder weapon. It's the perfect crime!!

 

:coffee: "So, what happened here detective?"

 

:detective: "Looks like a pedestrian accident. They must have been moving Pretty fast with this kind of damage..."

 

And no one suspects a thing.  :evil:

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Trigger pull

 

"Damn!"

 

 

Trigger pull

 

"Damn!"

 

 

Trigger pull

 

"Damn!"

 

 

Trigger pull

 

"Damn!"

 

Reload

 

 

Trigger pull

 

"Damn!"

 

 

Trigger pull

 

"Damn!"

 

 

Trigger pull

 

"AWW YEAH, HEADSHOT! I AM THE BEST SNIPER EVER!"

 LOL.

 

My little brother does this.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

in halo is assassinations with the energy sword.

 

in real life i would grab a running stick and break their legs so they can't run away. then slowly stab them with a knife and let them bleed some hours but not to death them beat them with the stick some more and give them a fractured skull and concussion. then hang them with barbed wire off a 300 foot building or cliff and then rip their spine out and eat their head and heart.



in halo is assassinations with the energy sword.

 

in real life i would grab a running stick and break their legs so they can't run away. then slowly stab them with a knife and let them bleed some hours but not to death them beat them with the stick some more and give them a fractured skull and concussion. then hang them with barbed wire off a 300 foot building or cliff and then rip their spine out and eat their head and heart.

lol id never do that in real life

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I enjoy jumping into the fray to save an objective, somehow kill four of them, save the objective, and miraculously live. Best when instead of reloading halfway though, you pick up one of their guns and turn it on them. 

 

I also enjoy placing a frag just right and then picking off the easy jump headshot around the corner.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

in real life i would grab a running stick and break their legs so they can't run away. then slowly stab them with a knife and let them bleed some hours but not to death them beat them with the stick some more and give them a fractured skull and concussion. then hang them with barbed wire off a 300 foot building or cliff and then rip their spine out and eat their head and heart.

You remind me of someone I know IRL. Lol.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh, In Halo?

 

Can't beat getting Vehicle Jacked, and driving off of a cliff with your attacker clinging on for dear life.

 

Warthog - $500,000

Spartan - $100,000,000

The look of sheer terror on your attacker's face as you plummet to certain death - PRICELESS.

 

Master Card, Master Chief. :awesome:

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

You remind me of someone I know IRL. Lol.

 

lol thank you

Wow! You''re quite a cleverly, violent person. :troll:

why thank you. I'm really a nice guy it's just my friends always friendly threaten me with things like that if i bother them enough in any way possible or if i be a bi*** to them  :D

 

also sorry for the swear forgot about the cussing

Edited by haloman 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...