Spartan T-127 Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Many great heroes save civilians or cities or the world or the galaxy, or the universe in some cases. Hell, just about every hero I can think of saved something. But I guess that's why they're heroes. And you know how they save stuff? Amazingly awesome super powers. Many great heroes can fly, or use some kind of x-ray vision, or teleport and have mind powers or super strength or laser eyes or...well, you get my point; many great heroes have some sort of super power. Well guess what? You're not one of those great heroes. You've never saved anybody because your super power is so incredibly useless. Did I make you upset with that last sentence? I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, I can be invisible...but only when nobody's looking. There. I told you mine, now it's your turn. What's your useless super power? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 I have the ability to Self Destruct at any given moment with a push of a button. Sadly using the Self Destruct button will cost me my own life so Its pretty much useless... unless I go Commando Last Stand like Rambo on Mickey Ds Super Sized Big Mac orbiting Saturn on a Thursday... Other than that its useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippant Sol Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 I have the ability to use an absolute zero cannon which unfortunately turns entire buildings into fragile ice. The only thing that would be useful for the AZ cannon is my organic counterpart and he's still sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Element Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 I have the ability to solve all of the world's problems inside of my head, but I can't do any of it in reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 When I close my eyes, I can put the world in a state of darkness that only I can see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Pee Magma..... Poo Cacti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Any one of these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangelis Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Once a day at exactly 2:19 AM I have the ability to create a VHS copy of True Lies starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Summon Adolf Hitler for 10 Minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 I have the ability to resurrect myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 That's useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 I have the ability to make the best cookies ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippant Sol Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 NEW ABILITY: I have the ability to shoot kittens out of my palm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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