Axilus Prime Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but you get hit by a bus full of flaming ninjas. I wish I was the best person ever at any activity I like doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, you're a mass murderer. I wish that I never made this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but you lose your memory and re wish te wish I wish that this thread was never made! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, you aren't making any wishes. I wish for an AI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but it kills you.I wish for a million dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but you are killed by police for robbing a bank. I wish for a good Aliens game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but turns out the aliens are just humans in costume.I wish for a bipolar kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but it kills you in a fit I wish that I was Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but you die for everyone else's selfish problems.I wish to not be Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but you are Adolf Hitler. I wish I was Master Chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteSniper Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but you get killed at the end of Halo 6 xD I wish I could SAVE THE GOD-DAMN MARINES ON INFINITY AND GET THAT F-ING ACHIEVEMENT!!! >: O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted! Xbox explodes. I wish I had all the achievemnts in all my game.s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteSniper Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted. But then videogames are banned in the entire world! I wish I worked at RoosterTeeth / Achievement Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted. Sadly someone in the Studio says, "Clatto! Veratta! Necktie!!", and you get sent to the Middle Ages. I wish Boba Fett had a Chainsaw in the Star Wars movies. Survival of the fittest!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but it slips out of his hand and slices him up.I wish I had every pineapple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but that includes Pineapple Grenades, you die via explosion I wish Randy Pitchford and Gearbox Software were nuked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, they were shoved in a large microwave, and heated for thirty seconds. (Get it? GET IT!?!?!?) Also you die... don't ask why. I wish I was a better yodeler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted. You yodel so high-pitched that your ears explode. I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, the world is now in pieces. I wish for A better fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, you now have an overly attached fan who takes pictures of you, and writes disturbing stories involving you. I wish I had infinite money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted, you now have an overly attached fan who takes pictures of you, and writes disturbing stories involving you. I wish I had infinite money. Granted. You now have all the money you could ever need but its in a bank account you can not access, and on top of that no where on earth or outer space accepts cash money as a usable currency anymore... First I wish I had two more wish's that will not backfire or have any negative repercussions. Second I will use my first new wish on the ability to get every superpower know to mankind and even alien kind. Third I will use my last wish to obtain and be able to use The Three Hallows (From Harry Potter) The Invisibility Cloak, The Resurrection Stone, and The Elder Wand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted. You now have all the money you could ever need but its in a bank account you can not access, and on top of that no where on earth or outer space accepts cash money as a usable currency anymore... First I wish I had two more wish's that will not backfire or have any negative repercussions. Second I will use my first new wish on the ability to get every superpower know to mankind and even alien kind. Third I will use my last wish to obtain and be able to use The Three Hallows (From Harry Potter) The Invisibility Cloak, The Resurrection Stone, and The Elder Wand. 1.Granted, but Cthulu has the final say, so negative repercussions must happen. 2.Granted, but your mass number of super powers counter one another and you self destruct from their reactions. 3.Granted, but Skynet rises and your magic is no match for an army of Terminators and Hunter Killers. I wish I was the biggest bada** in every galaxy, universe, and dimension, and was invincible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted, but you die because everyone wants to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 You didn't make a wish, therefore you were shot, stabbed, clubbed, poisoned, castrated, and finally drowned. Then resurrected. And then the process was repeated on you. I wish to end world hunger, because I get pissed after a few hours without food, and I can barely imagine how bad it is for people who go weeks without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Granted, but nobody eats and everyone dies. I wish for a Beam Rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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