Axilus Prime Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Granted, but it only lasts for a second. During that second you receive the first half of a serum to give you superpowers. The problem is, the serum is lethal without the other half. As you are about to receive the second half, your good luck runs out and the guy giving it to you is hit by a bus. You end up dying. I wish I could reach Captain faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinreaper Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 <------This guy walks in. All wishes forever corrupted. Nuff said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 You did not wish for anything And so as Punishment you shall be covered in tar and feathers, and paraded through the Streets... while tied to a pole on a Marte Gras Parade Float of Mister Rogers. :spiteful: Anyway I wish my iPod 4.2.1 could support new games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Granted but said new games are deemed illegal by the United Nations, you are now on the F.B.I.'s most wanted list. I wish for a Pelican Dropship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Granted, but it's dysfunctional, you don't know how to use it, it's pink, and it's rigged with a nuclear bomb that will detonate the second you touch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Granted. I wish for Poser 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Granted, but because I have no idea what that is, you die when you get it. I wish I would stop forgetting to do things, such as making wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Granted, but you end up remembering the deepest darkest enemies you've ever had. I wish to achieve Nirvana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Granted, but upon wishing to achieve Nirvana you are brought before Jabba the Hutt, and cast into the Sarlacc Pit for the outrage. You then find a new definition for pain and suffering as you are digested over 1000 years. I wish for the ability to be Godzilla or another kaiju. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Granted but you got killed by a nuke because everyone saw you as a major threat I wish to become TARTARUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Granted, but the Arbiter kills you and teabags your corpse. I wish I always had enough food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Granted but it was enough food to blow you up I wish I was an invincible Noble 6 who takes over the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Granted, but everyone hates you for ruling the world. I wish I knew a good thing to wish for and got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Granted, you now have it but it turns on you and the rest of humanity. Your good wish becomes the downfall of all life on Earth, congratulations. I wish to become a legend, a symbol of hope, of survival, and to be remembered in death as a hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Granted, but then the Republican party resurrects Ronald Reagen who then proceeds to be re-elected as president, becoming the only one to ever serve a third term, then he deems you a threat to the free world (almost as bad as the USSR, in fact.) and sends the entire US Army after you. And THEN you are pumped full of 7.62mm NATO standard ammunition. I wish that a dig ejaculated on Rupert Murdock's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Granted but I don't know what it means so it got undone I wish my wishes can't be corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 It is done. I wish @Frankenzer's wish was somehow corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Granted. So he takes part in the pain olympics. I wish for a Tiger tank. (Or a Panzerkampfwagen Mark VI, if you wanna get technical.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Granted, but you drive into a minefield and are killed. I wish that North Korea turned into a peaceful, non nuclear country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Granted, but it get's taken over by a hostile power. I wish nobody else could wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Granted, but it get's taken over by a hostile power. I wish nobody else could wish. Granted. The man known as "Nobody Else" can now wish as much as he pleases. I wish I had an Adamantium Skeleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Granted, but you die of adamantium poisoning. I wish that the below poster couldn't post his corruption of my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Granted, but someone else does, so therefore, the point is mute. I wish that fish could walk on land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Granted. You just sealed the destruction of the entire Human Race... Let's just say we'll have Megalodons and Gaint Squid roaming around. Anyway I wish that Megalodon show that aired at the beginning of this year's Shark Week had a larger/longer disclaimer stating it was fake... Cause' for 1 I did not see the original disclaimer, and 2 I truly believed it was true... DAMMIT DISCOVERY!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaoni Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 granted, it's half a second longer and half a inch larger i wish i could time travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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