Gojira Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted but the updates absolutely slaughter the frame rate, downgrade the graphics and snap your discs. I wish I had my iPhone 5 already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted. But Siri tries to kill you. I wish for a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted. Your Wish for a Fish goes Amiss when he tries to kill you with a Dish. I wish that I could sing better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted August 29, 2013 Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 Granted but Justin Bieber kills you for having a better voice than him I wish for a gameboy colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 29, 2013 Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 Granted, but you are dissapionted with it how lame it is. Also its batteris explode, catching your house on fire. I wish I had more ink in my printer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Granted, but the Gods of Wishing misunderstood your wish, and put more Link in your Printer, ergo, you killed Link, and now the fanboys are hunting you. I wish I had a river named after me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Granted, but its because you drowned in it. I wish I had some ODST armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Granted. But Robbers steal it and burn it. I wish that I had superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Granted, you are now able to be Super Normal. I wish I could count to Potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 Granted, but since that isn't possible, by doing it, you rip the fabric of the universe, and destruction ensues. I wish for $250. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 Granted, but you accidentally drop it down a sewer drain, and are left with only, $2.50 I wish that I could make my own language! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Granted. The language gets dropped due to it being too archaic to comprehend. I wish I could create Singularities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Granted, you aren't careful and are pulled into your own singularity, lost in space forever. I wish that they would Remake Halo 3: ODST with Halo 4 Graphics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Granted. SpOps. I wish for fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Granted. You get a live angler fish(BIG TEETH), and it eats you. I wish for awesome sauce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted. You get a live angler fish(BIG TEETH), and it eats you. I wish for awesome sauce! Granted, but you get someone else's definition of awesome. You end up getting rotten intestinal goo out of an old lady. I wish for more wishes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, but you get someone else's definition of awesome. You end up getting rotten intestinal goo out of an old lady. I wish for more wishes. Granted, but they don't work. I wish for immortality to be an unachievable 'gift'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, but they don't work. I wish for immortality to be an unachievable 'gift'. Granted, you die of chainsaw. I wish for every video game in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu♥Hayabusa Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, but you are crushed under all the weight. I wish for the ability to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, but you can only fly when the Director is stumped. I wish to have a PS5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu♥Hayabusa Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, but it froze permanently. I wish for nothing but the best for all of my forum friends here. (Corrupting that will make you sad, I know it, but you have to!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, but it froze permanently. I wish for nothing but the best for all of my forum friends here. (Corrupting that will make you sad, I know it, but you have to!) Granted, but you get hit by a bus. I wish that rain was skittles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, but at the speed they're falling, they puncture your skull and kill you. I wish Echoes by Pink Floyd would play anytime I did something epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, but at the speed they're falling, they puncture your skull and kill you. I wish Echoes by Pink Floyd would play anytime I did something epic. Granted, but you do nothing epic. I wish for yellow to be mine forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, you are teleported into the world of The Simpsons, never to return again. I wish for a grain of salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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