Ryu♥Hayabusa Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted but it gets in your impaled eye. I wish for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted but it gets in your impaled eye. I wish for money. Granted, you are given a pet snail named "money". I wish for a small chunk of foam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu♥Hayabusa Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, you are given a pet snail named "money". I wish for a small chunk of foam. Granted, you are given a small chunk of foam too small to be visible to the naked eye. I wish for fast money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted, you are given a small chunk of foam too small to be visible to the naked eye. I wish for fast money. Granted, money hurls towards you at incredible speeds, decapitating you in the process. *Edited due to mature content* -The Mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 *Edited due to mature content* I Wish I could back back time before I make my wish and prevent myself from making my wish to go back into the past in the first place. -The Mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Granted. A paradox ensues, and you never escape. I wish to travel faster than light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu♥Hayabusa Posted September 9, 2013 Report Share Posted September 9, 2013 Granted, but you slam into the moon, killing yourself before you can properly use the ability. I wish for even deadlier money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 Granted, but you slam into the moon, killing yourself before you can properly use the ability. I wish for even deadlier money! Granted, but it kills your friends and leaves you alone. I wish that wishes didn't get corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu♥Hayabusa Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 Granted, but then the world becomes saturated with money, weapons, and women. It explodes. XD I wish I wasn't grounded from my Xbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted September 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2013 Granted. You're Xbox becomes free for Lift Off, and it blasts into the void of space on a Saturn III Rocket. I wish a Mars Rover on Mars found a Cigarette lighter (or other random Earth object) on top of a mountain far away from it's initial landing... Bringing in that "WTF" factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu♥Hayabusa Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 (edited) Granted, and you say "WTF" at the workplace in front of an intolerant superior who fires you. I wish for a real wish. Edited September 20, 2013 by Ryu♥Hayabusa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted October 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 This just in: This "Real Wish" you ordered came with numerous additives and formalities such as... 1. A box full of old syringes. 2. 99 10 foot pillars of Human Earwax 3. A 100 year old Dried Cat Poo. 4. And a permanently discombobulated domesticated Raccoon, who was the subject of horrible experiments, and is now grotesquely disfigured. Now onto more pressing matters... I'd like to wish for the 'Merica weapon from Saints Row IV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 As it is being shipped to you from overseas the plane blows up and is never seen again...with the weapon... I wish people would understand music to the extent I do and love it to the same level... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisenhower Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Granted. Now everyone sits inside and do nothing but listen to bad music from 1999. Happy? I wish to learn french, travel back in time and speak witn Napolean Bonaparte . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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