DaveAtStateFarm Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 My plan is to eliminate Allstate, Geico, and Esurance. But I can't do it alone, I need the forums help! I wish to recruit all who accept this offer. The plan is to sneak in pass the guards, plant an explosive device in the HQ of each company, we need soldiers skilled in all classes. Recon, Assault, Engineer, and Medic.Post your skills below. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bashful Brute Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 I can provide recon photography of each HQ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm 100% NOT informed on Military strategy, but I have shot Shotguns, BB guns, blown **** up with firecrackers, and watched Full Metal Jacket 6 times before so that immediately gives me experience. Anyway I'm good at making Firecracker bombs. The particularly deadly BB grenades, Sparkler Bombs, and Leg-Launch-Artillery-Cannons. I also can make some really good Prison Shanks if anyone needs one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 I control the worlds biggest cookie factory and so I can provide food as well as the blue team army 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Can someone explain what is happening here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Can someone explain what is happening here? We are planning a [TEA PARTY] on the above agencies because we see them as really dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAtStateFarm Posted August 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 We almost forgot to menstion SafeAuto, and NationWide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 We almost forgot to menstion SafeAuto, and NationWide. Don't forget The General and Western Sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Eliminate Geico? But Geico is so easy a caveman could do it... And Chances are there not made of money, so let those poor neanderthals purchase insurance from the talking gecko... We almost forgot to menstion SafeAuto, and NationWide. But NationWide said that they are on my side! LIES! My friend Jeff told me that Nationwide also told him that they were on his side as well! They can't be on two sides at once! What do they think I am stupid!? NationWide is on your side my @ss... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 You want soldiers? I'm your man, I have shotguns, rifles, pistols, knives, and fireworks, and have hands on experience in gunfighting(paintball) and hand to hand combat. I can easily neutralize their security, and have some of the necesarry explosives to finish the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 GEICO, Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on Car insurance. 21st Century, insurance. Allstate, are you in good hands? Esurance, Insurance for the modern world. NationWide, is on your side We are better then you, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 What about Progressive? Their cheesy commercials have ridden the Gravy Train on Biscut wheels for far too long! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 I'm skilled with the rifle. You need one shot one kill, I'm your man. Stealth, deadly melee, and long range cover. I'll headshot the Geico Gecko at 1000 yards. No need to infiltrate, this'll be too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 I'm skilled with the rifle. You need one shot one kill, I'm your man. Stealth, deadly melee, and long range cover. I'll headshot the Geico Gecko at 1000 yards. No need to infiltrate, this'll be too easy. skilled with a rifle? ( giggles ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 You can have my hordes of Warmechs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Something i forgot to mention... I have the materials necessary to make a primitive RPG. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 I have this: These weapons combine to create the LaserLaserRaserMaserDaserShmaserBobaserBananaphanaphophaser It's worth +24! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 I have this: These weapons combine to create the LaserLaserRaserMaserDaserShmaserBobaserBananaphanaphophaser It's worth +24! Would've fooled me if this came straight from Dead Space 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 skilled with a rifle? ( giggles ) Yeah? Well you're the one standing IN FRONT OF ME AS I SHOOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 (edited) Yeah? Well you're the one standing IN FRONT OF ME AS I SHOOT want me to do it again because I can Edited August 6, 2013 by Caboose the Ace 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Caboose the Ace, Church, Stop arguing you fools, and lets make a battle plan! Option one: Utilizing recon provided by Mr. Bashful Brute, find the ridiculous amount of holes in their security, And send me and self destruct in, I will be armed with my small and easily concealable .38 caliber pistol, and have a .45 for self destruct. Church will be providing sniper cover. We bring in the explosives, slip past the security, or disable the guards, then blow the place up.(I say we evacuate first, I'm not blowing up the employees.) If all goes wrong, Church, D-38 Boss, Majora ~Maestro~ Jackson, and Caboose the Ace cover our escape. Option two: FULL OUT ATTACK!!! Which one should we do? Or should we consider making a new plan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Caboose the Ace, Church, Stop arguing you fools, and lets make a battle plan! Option one: Utilizing recon provided by Mr. Bashful Brute, find the ridiculous amount of holes in their security, And send me and self destruct in, I will be armed with my small and easily concealable .38 caliber pistol, and have a .45 for self destruct. Church will be providing sniper cover. We bring in the explosives, slip past the security, or disable the guards, then blow the place up.(I say we evacuate first, I'm not blowing up the employees.) If all goes wrong, Church, D-38 Boss, Majora ~Maestro~ Jackson, and Caboose the Ace cover our escape. Option two: FULL OUT ATTACK!!! Which one should we do? Or should we consider making a new plan? ok here is a better plan we don't include chuch in it because he is a bad shot then we full out attack and then we win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 ok here is a better plan we don't include chuch in it because he is a bad shot then we full out attack and then we win If you wanna play that way, better a bad shot on our team than a teamkiller. No, we need every man for this fight, even though we don't since its going to be easier than something really easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 If you wanna play that way, better a bad shot on our team than a teamkiller. No, we need every man for this fight, even though we don't since its going to be easier than something really easy. We'll strap him to an ICBM, and hope for the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 We'll strap him to an ICBM, and hope for the best. fine here is a new plan we run up to the base in a straight line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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