10 Reasons Why You Should For Zelda

[Buns]

1. She is super nice and greets everyone

 

2. She has a snake and you don't

 

3. Edward Kenway is a pirate which means he lies

 

4. Yoshi1176 and Zelda have no words in common which means Zelda is better

 

5. Azaxx is her friend and that means you should be too. If youre her friend be a good friend and vote for her. 

 

6.  She has a snake which means she speaks parseltounge and can release snakes to devour you while you poopoo

 

7. Unlike Zaguroth, Zelda appreciates the list. 

 

8. Legend Of Zelda is one of the best video game franchises of all time

 

9. BZ1 is in staff which means he is corrupt and evil so don't vote for him.

 

10. VitaminPWN is the reason your mom tells you to eat your vegetables. So don't listen to him.

 

11. Zelda was once a MoM which means she can be trusted. Unlike BZ1 and the rest of the candidates. 

 

12. I am a piece of bread capable of typing and human intelligence. Therefore my reasons are important and you should vote for Zelda

[Zelda]

Well, thats definitely creative. lol

 

Thank you Bnus!

 

[VinWarrior]

 

1. She is super nice and greets everyone

 

2. She has a snake and you don't

 

3. Edward Kenway is a pirate which means he lies

 

4. Yoshi1176 and Zelda have no words in common which means Zelda is better

 

5. Azaxx is her friend and that means you should be too. If youre her friend be a good friend and vote for her. 

 

6.  She has a snake which means she speaks parseltounge and can release snakes to devour you while you poopoo

 

7. Unlike Zaguroth, Zelda appreciates the list. 

 

8. Legend Of Zelda is one of the best video game franchises of all time

 

9. BZ1 is in staff which means he is corrupt and evil so don't vote for him.

 

10. VitaminPWN is the reason your mom tells you to eat your vegetables. So don't listen to him.

 

11. Zelda was once a MoM which means she can be trusted. Unlike BZ1 and the rest of the candidates. 

 

12. I am a piece of bread capable of typing and human intelligence. Therefore my reasons are important and you should vote for Zelda

 

 

1. Opinion Bnus
2. Snakes are evil, look at the bible.
3. Where'd you get that fact from?
4. What does that even mean?
5. Can't argue there.
6. What in the what what?
7. No she don't, she hates it
8. I hate The Legend of LINK
9. Agreed.
10. Whaaaaaaaaaat?
11. Im MoM, BZ was MoM, lol, half these people were MoM XD
12. Can't argue there either.

 

If you want someone who'll really look out for you, Vote Vitamin PWN, me, or Yoshi, the rest are evil. Evil evil evil evil evil people.

 

_{^{All above is sacrasm and- God this text is small! Seriously this is like a text for ants, would someone do something to make it stand out more? Well italics aren't working stupid. Uh not working either. J-Just forget it... Yes, I still love you.}}

[Buns]

 

1. Opinion Bnus
2. Snakes are evil, look at the bible.
3. Where'd you get that fact from?
4. What does that even mean?
5. Can't argue there.
6. What in the what what?
7. No she don't, she hates it
8. I hate The Legend of LINK
9. Agreed.
10. Whaaaaaaaaaat?
11. Im MoM, BZ was MoM, lol, half these people were MoM XD
12. Can't argue there either.

 

If you want someone who'll really look out for you, Vote Vitamin PWN, me, or Yoshi, the rest are evil. Evil evil evil evil evil people.

 

_{^{All above is sacrasm and- God this text is small! Seriously this is like a text for ants, would someone do something to make it stand out more? Well italics aren't working stupid. Uh not working either. J-Just forget it... Yes, I still love you.}}

 

LIAR FIEND DISRESPECTFUL PIRATE

[Silent Orbis]

lulz Cool!

[Vaulting♥Frog]

You forgot to mention she is royalty. We already owe her our allegiance as citizens of Hyrule.

[Is not JL]

 

1. Opinion Bnus
2. Snakes are evil, look at the bible.
3. Where'd you get that fact from?
4. What does that even mean?
5. Can't argue there.
6. What in the what what?
7. No she don't, she hates it
8. I hate The Legend of LINK
9. Agreed.
10. Whaaaaaaaaaat?
11. Im MoM, BZ was MoM, lol, half these people were MoM XD
12. Can't argue there either.

1. No, known fact.

2. Prob best to keep religion out of this.

3. Your name

4. It means Zelda is better.

5. 

6. It means vote for her.

7. Where'd you get that fact from?

8. You hate that which doesn't exist and was born out of a misconception. For a president, this is possibly fairly archetypal, but it's something we might want to avoid.

9. 

10. It means don't vote for Vitamins.

11. But Zelda is real mom.

12.

 

Half the points you made came from you not understanding a piece of bread, Edward. The other half weren't rebuttals, but support.

 

 

Zelda is love, Zelda is life. Vote Zelda.