VinWarrior Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Now this is the story all about How his life got flip-turned Upside-down, I'd like to take a minute, against the norms, I'll tell you how he became the purple in a town called the forums, In the Outlands of Canada, born and raised, on Halo was where I spent most of my days, shootin' and maxin' and relaxin' and all cool, and making some games instead of playin' pool. When my brain rattled, it was up to no good, started longing for a new way to socialize, if I could, I searched up one site, and my thoughts declared, they said, "You're joining these forums, for a long time too, so you better get a nicer chair." I joined and posted, working day after day, soon I got to 50 posts and was on my way. So I started with this, and Made a small forum game, I put it on my page and said "Well, this better be the key fame." They're getting popular, yo this is good, I ain't using the forums, like a normal green would, Is this what bein a purple is like? Hmm... This might be alright! But wait, I hear they don't have much power, money, privilege and all that, Is this the type of rank that they just gave this cool cat? I hope not, We'll see who receives the harm, I hope they're prepared, For the pretty purple of the forum, I logged on and when I joined the box, there was a dude, looked like a mod, talking there about me, I ain't tryin' to get banned yet, I just turned purple, I sprang off with the quickness like GSD, disappeared, I took some time, watched some anime, when I completed my deed, I thought of myself, "Maestro", and Vash, the Stampede, If anything I could say the name was out of the norm, but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo, let's look at the forum!" I, logged, on to the forums about 7 or 8, and I shouted to Ledgend, "Yo bud, let's run for Pres. together." Looked at my campaign, I was finally there, offered no pity, Sit on my throne, as the Purple of 343i City, This took me an hour to write, it was worth it, Happy Birthday Maestro! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzy_Dan Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Classic. Happy birthday Maestro! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelda Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Thats awesome! Happy Birthday, Maestro! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 lol nice! Happy Birthday Maestro! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Thanks, everyone! I can't believe... uh... can't... er... who are you people? What was I talking about? Oh yeah! I've got an awesome way to celebrate my birthday too: WORKING! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! But enough whining. I'm glad that I'll have an amazing cake and an equally amazing community awaiting me when I get home. Thanks again everyone. I'll be sure to enjoy the cake for all of us... tomorrow. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Hahahah Happy birthday! Hope you have a good one! This was simply amazing to read, it really lifts your spirits when you realize there are decent people in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Wasn't your birthday last year....?? Oh well. Toodles. Happy birthday Maestro! 生日快乐 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Happy birthday Drizzyd..... Wait I meant happy birthday Mastero I hope all your birthday wishes come true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Awesome! And I loved the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air! Good choice! Happy birthday my dear Maestro! (Well by now its a happy belated birthday) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckoningZebra1 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Great gift Omega! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAESTRO! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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