Laugh with me.

[Nafus]

Our online school library is kind of derp. In most books in stock they usually have a summary of the plot, characters, setting and often times the first chapter, right? I was poking around online and found they had a pretty good selection of some of the Halo books. The Flood, The Fall of reach, Cryptum, so on. So I believe it was The Flood I clicked on and, well... Look for yourself.

Master Chief

Male

Soldier

Orphan

Known as Spartan 117; bioengineered technologically advanced; super soldier; taken from an orphanage as a child and turned into a super being through surgery, drugs and military training; designed to be deadly in wars; disguised as an alien race; fighting with the humans an alien race called Covenant

 

Cortana

Male

Artificial intelligence

Fighting with the humans against a race called Covenant

 

So, disregard Cortana's boobs and everything else that this conflicts with. If the School library says it, it must be true.
Seriously?! XD

[SPARTAN 117]

Clearly somebody didn't read the books lol

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Master Chief's treachery persists even after the game has ended...

 

But really if they were to summarize the Book, they should at least get someone knowledgeable about the Franchise instead of half a$$ing it.

[Mothy]

The book Flood.... Ive read that and never even noticed it. You must have a good eye for mistakes