Fishy Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Too bad our Mafia godfather hasn't ever been a suspect. Way to go Vito Corleone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted April 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 I think we know who dies here. The GM grunted. Originally he'd been playing Titanfall, but it seems that playing the campaign mode without an opposing team means you need to wait forever just to get into a lobby. Which was stupid. Either way, he had some lynching to do, and free time to do it. The first to die was therubyprincess, who dropped dead without any warning. Off came her ID, the words 'Mafian' being clear as day. Then Fishy died next, everybody suspecting him. Too bad everybody didn't realize he was a Civilian. 4 Mafians and 5 Pro-Town remain. Woo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Lol, I just flat out died. I wasn't lynched, I just DIED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Come on JL... Your stories were once so good. Put some creativity in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted April 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Come on JL... Your stories were once so good. Put some creativity in there! im playing titanfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Damm you Titanfall ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 What about therubyprincess? Nevermind that. ^ Time to re group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buns Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Ok so Ill rewrite the story for Jl It was a dark stormy night and therubyprincess was looking out of her 3rd story balcony window. Then Bnus came and pushed her off. "The toast is in the oven" whispered Bnus in his radiocomm. "What did you say" replied Delpen. "HSFJEFJRNGRG" replied Bnus "HDBRJGVTRGTOY" replied Delpen. therubyprincess - mafia "Everyone knows the truth" whispered Fishy "I'm done for" In the next moment the water from Fishy's fish tank is drained. Fishy died instantly Little did he know Bnus was just cleaning his Fish Tank Bnus doesn't show any remorse and flushes Fishy down the toilet. Fishy - Gold Fish - Civilian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Best story ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 That's still not logical, what if I was a lungfish? Even if I wasn't,I was flushed down the toilet instantly after my tank was drained. And if you've ever fished, fish don't die instantly. So in other words, I live! Except I've been restricted from voting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buns Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 That's still not logical, what if I was a lungfish? Even if I wasn't,I was flushed down the toilet instantly after my tank was drained. And if you've ever fished, fish don't die instantly. So in other words, I live! Except I've been restricted from voting... I'll have to redo the story then It was a dark stormy night and Delpen violently killed Fishy in his tank. Fishy - Death by Delpen - Civilian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 There's a reason why pro town is innocent. They can't kill, they're too afraid to, that's why we vote on JL to do it everytime. Delpen has already been killed, cause you know... 7 ate 9. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delpen9 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 I still live in the bowels of the numbers 7, thank you very much. That's how the letter 2 came about. If you flip 2 vertically and horizontally you'll get 7 with a big belly. -and I still get to vote, fish Edit: Since 2 + 2 = fish, you must be full. Having a fun time being constipated with me? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 ...Damn it! Fishy was a civilian helping the Mafia because he thought it would be fun...just like he said in the shoutbox. That does explain why a group of people in which some certainly had to be Mafia voted for him... Oh well. By that time it would have been too late to change votes. And a double agent is no help to us. Oh, and if you guys really want a rewrite of the scene, here it is. Disclaimer: I am not pretending to be a better writer than JL when he is actually trying. --- "Where is the executioner?!" Delpen yelled out. "We have two executions here!" Caboose's ghost zipped around the town, poking its head in every building it passed. "Nope, nope, nope...gah, I need some cookies to keep searching like this." "You can't even eat," Mayhem said. Axilus Prime, tired of waiting, walked around the town. He looked at everyone without moving his head, his eyes hidden behind his shadowy black visor. His eyes fixed on one person, though he did not walk toward her. Rather, he walked right by her, but still looked at her through the corner of his eye. therubyprincess found a Spartan's tight grip around her neck. She struggled, though she couldn't help but be dragged to the noose. "He's gonna do it himself?" Aiden thought aloud. "Hang her by her entrails!" Ruby's ghost yelled out. "Let's finally kill one of these Mafia scum!" Axilus pulled out his M6G pistol and fired it 3 times into the air. The crowd's yelling stopped. "therubyprincess. On charges of being suspected Mafia and having a name that cannot be grammatically correct, you are hereby sentenced on this, the eighth or ninth day of the fourth month, depending on your time zone, which is strange because we all live in the same town, to hang by the neck until death." He tightened the rope around her neck. Still, she did not hang, because her feet touched the floor of the platform. "No entrails?" Ruby's ghost sighed. Axilus pulled out an Energy Sword and cut a square in the platform. therubyprincess' weight pushed the square down, and she dropped, now choking on the rope tied around her neck. She coughed and sputtered, slightly foaming at the mouth, until finally, her whole body went limp. Her ID fell out of her pocket, and Axilus picked it up. "Citizens," he said, "we have let a Mafia hang." Cheers erupted from the whole crowd, save for the newest ghost. Which cheers were dishonest remained to be seen. "Now let's hang FISHY!" Delpen grabbed a large fish from the crowd and threw him to Axilus. Axilus caught the fish, whose weight and momentum knocked him over. --- I am in no way insinuating that Fishy is fat. I simply think a fish with the height of a human would be quite heavy. --- "Argh..." Axilus got up, then tried to tie a rope around Fishy's neck. That was rather difficult when there was no neck to speak of, and the rope just slid off. "Ok..." Ruby's ghost spoke up again. "Entrails...?" Axilus simply held Fishy down. "On this, the whateverth day of the fourth month, you are hereby sentenced on charges of being suspected Mafia and lacking a neck, to be stabbed in the head." He activated his energy sword again. Fishy did not speak or struggle. He simply stared blankly at Axilus. As the sword came down, his face changed. When his ID fell out from between some scales, Fishy died with a smile. Axilus looked at the ID. "No..." The crowd anxiously looked at him. He tossed the ID to them. Fishy, a civilian who only pretended to be Mafia for fun, was dead. As Axilus descended the stairs from the platform, a house with an open window caught his attention. Playing Titanfall on his Xbox 360 sat the GM himself. For a second they made eye contact, and the GM smiled with amusement. Axilus kept that to himself. "It's not over. We must let all the Mafia die." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delpen9 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 So the moral of the story is that I am strong enough to throw a 600 pound fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Throwing a heavy object is easier than catching one. I portrayed us with roughly equal strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delpen9 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 I still threw a 600 pound fish. That's quite an accomplishment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I helped no Mafia, I can't take the joke any longer. Lol. I just used it as a cover up story for my bad calls. Lol. If you want proof, ask any of the Mafia. Until then, I think my actual death will be of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Oh. Well, no need to edit the post, all I put was "a civilian who pretended to be Mafia for fun" which is true either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Kittens and Gibberish Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I am not going to post any more into this thread...I am officially waiting for the next game to come out. So death to Delpen9 and hope he gets killed...I don't care who he is. I officially am putting a hit out on him. I don't care who's side he is on, unless he is already dead. If that is the case than I hope to meet him here in Hell. If not please just kill him. Because I have not been on in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delpen9 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I am not going to post any more into this thread...I am officially waiting for the next game to come out. So death to Delpen9 and hope he gets killed...I don't care who he is. I officially am putting a hit out on him. I don't care who's side he is on, unless he is already dead. If that is the case than I hope to meet him here in Hell. If not please just kill him. Because I have not been on in a while. I hope you die in hell!... so youll go in hell #2 and I wont have to see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Don't worry, we'll kill Delpencil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 LOL. Ruby, Delpen is actually proven innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 LOL. Ruby, Delpen is actually proven innocent. That's not her point. Delpen said he wanted her dead, so she's holding a grudge to have him killed. Nothing about losing, it's about his ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 When is Night 4 gonna be up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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