XCOM: The 343 files

[D-38 Boss]

Woo I didn't die again

I think I've been doing pretty good on that front.

[D-38 Boss]

A French convoy came under attack this morning, and we need to find out what happened.

 

All reports indicate the attack was a separate M.O. Then that of the aliens.

 

Operation Vengeful Skull

 

Paris, France

 

Squad:

Sq. Hart (JXZAW)

Sq. Zeewun (BZ1)

Sq. Patrick (Zaguroth)

Rk. Buneuro (Bnus)

Sq. Fish (Fishy.... duh.)

 

9:44 A.M.

Big Sky arrived on Target, a warehouse district in Paris.

Strike-1 deployed.

 

Broken into buddy teams:

 

Zeewun and Patrick

 

Buneuro and Hart

 

Fish on overwatch.

 

9:50

Man... Zeewun has some good eyesight. He spotted a thin man from across the street, through a wall.

How's that even work?

 

9:54

Well, this doesn't look good...

the thin man spat some kinda... gas at Hart and Buneuro, and now they're choking and crying.

It's kinda pathetic really.

 

9:58

Proving that sometimes the cool guys kinda suck, Fishy and Zeewun totally missed their shots.

Patrick laughed, because he was the only one not pooping his pants when it happened.

Also, he's a robot and stuff.

Take that for what you will.

 

10:00

Zeewun came under fire, and was hit. He shrugged it off though.

Man, he's cool.

10:02

Patrick wasted more ammo then he should have to kill a thin man, but Buneuro was crying about it, so...

Meh.

 

10:04

What the crap Buneuro!?

He cough a little from the gas stuff, then freaked out and tried to shoot Fish!

Someone needs a stern talking to when they get back.

 

10:06

Zeewun got sick of the thin man, and fragged him

It was awesome.

 

10:09

Patrick came under fire.

Nice job alien, you kinda scratched his paint...

 

Oh yeah, and we found some dead bodies.

But aliens didn't kill them.

Guns did.

Which means people did.

Wait... that's not good, is it?

 

10:14

Zeewun Ran like the hero he is, and shotgunned the thin man in the face.

Good.

 

10:17

Hey! That's a person! Like, a normal person!

Oh wait, they're probably like, scared to hell of the aliens, huh?

 

So... we probably shouldn't have sent the big robot to say hello...

 

10:20

Well... The guy wasn't scared of Patrick.

He was actually kinda rude.

 

Patrick started dragging him back to the Skyranger.

 

10:23

Another thin man shot Patrick. It wasn't very nice.

Then a bunch of other thin men dropped out of no where.

Fish totally no-scoped one.

 

10:25

In a fit of rage, Patrick burned the crap out of a thin man.

 

I wanna be a flamethrower robot now...

 

10:26

Hart shotgunned one of the thin men, but it wasn't as cool as when Zeewun does it.

 

10:28

One of those little guys, Sectioids, tried to shoot Fish. Bnus tried to shoot him, but he kinda sucks at it. But Zeewun totally smoked him!

 

Hey, do you think I could get Zeewun's autograph?

 

10:30

A thin man was hiding like a baby, and tried to shoot Fish.

But he missed.

 

He mished. Mish Fish. Fish Mish.

 

Sorry...

 

10:32

Oh man...

Patrick is starting to take some damage...

 

We'd better get him out of there.

 

But only after he totally blew that thin man to pieces with his gatling gun.

 

10:34

Oh jeez!

 

Who'd have though the aliens would focus on the big, loud, flamethrower weilding, robot!?

 

We need to get Patrick out of there, now!

 

10:36

Hey, Buneuro did something right for once!

He fragged a thin man who shot at Patrick!

 

WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT BEFORE HE SHOT HIM, HUH?

 

God, idiot!

 

10:38

We got the survivor onto the Skyranger.

 

Mission Complete.

 

Kills:

Zeewun:3

Patrick: 3

Fish:1

Hart:1

Buneuro:1