Caboose The Ace Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 All Shrek wants is Peace, Don't believe me ? Here is all the proof you need Shrek is the man for the job and will lead this forum to victory !Shrek can speak French... In Russian.Shrek once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.Shrek can cut a knife with butterShrek once counted to infinity, twiceBill Gates lives in constant fear that Shrek's PC will crash.Shrek refers to himself in the fourth person.Shrek actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.Shrek beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.Shrek can make a slinky go upstairs.Shrek doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.Shrek can kill two stones with one bird.Shrek doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.Shrek can do a wheelie on a unicycle.Shrek can divide by zero.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for ShrekShrek is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.Shrek can build a snowman out of rain.When Shrek enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.Shrek can drown a fishShrek can find the end of a circle.Shrek makes onions cry.Shrek tells Simon what to do.Shrek beat the sun in a staring contestShrek can kill your imaginary friends.Shrek computer has no "backspace" button, Shrek doesn't make mistakes.Shrek can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.Shrek can hear sign language.A bulletproof vest wears Shrek for protection As you all can see Shrek is awesome... That is why you should vote for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Shrek wants peace yet he makes vegetables cry, drowns fish and kills rocks burns ants and so on. How is that peacefull? Your whole thread contridicts what you are trying to say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted June 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I said he could..... I didn't say he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 If you know he could that implies he has done it before and may do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I said he could..... I didn't say he did. So he hasn't in the past... but he could in the future? Though his past says otherwise... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrhuntington Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 It looks like someone took all the Chuck Norris Jokes and put Shrek in his place. Shrek is Drek, and we all know it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted June 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Shrek can do anything but he chooses not to.... He only wants Peace and equality for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WonderWombat Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Shrek just wants to know what you are doing in his swamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Shrek can do anything but he chooses not to.... He only wants Peace and equality for all. ...but he chooses not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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