AvengingCrusade Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Alright, I just came up with the idea (that many others have thought of also), what would life be like as a Grunt? Better yet what would it be like as a Hunter? How do you wash? I mean do worms fall off in the shower? What are YOUR thoughts on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) Id have to be an elite, grunts couldnt reach the shower head, hunters no, worms are scary, Brutes and jackals, hmm not right. prophets no that would be a nightmare using shampoo Edited October 1, 2011 by Spectral Jester beer fingers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Ha ha. I was referring to how would a hunter shower, because they are made of worms. But that is still really interesting. Personally I would be an Elite, mainly because they have a lot of honor, and they have an energy sword as one of their primary weapon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 I would have to be a Hunter! Showers.....I would intimidate the lowly Grunts and Jackals into washing me. The Profits may be in charge, but all fear me. I would eat whatever I wanted...just walk by others food and take it, what would they do? Shoot me a dirty look behind my back, psfffft! I can only be killed by a well trained Spartan sniper and there aren't too many of them around these days. Yeah...a Hunter is what I am, got a problem with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 My rank would be Field Marshall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Prophet. I could do whatever the heck I want and get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 a skirmisher because im beast like that, i can beat up grunts and jackals and i have dual shields, also im half elite half jackal so in your face nerds!!!!!11!!!!1!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 But what would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Elite, I would have so much fun scaring grunts with my split jaw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 I would be a hunter. I would bully the prophets into giving me some grunts as personal servants so that they could wash me, feed me grapes, and fan me with giant leaves every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Elite, personally, I like Elites and I think they have a big part in the HALO history. Elites rule, I would rule the grunts and jackals, making them my slaves! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGYPTIANGHETTO Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 I would have to be a Hunter! Showers.....I would intimidate the lowly Grunts and Jackals into washing me. The Profits may be in charge, but all fear me. I would eat whatever I wanted...just walk by others food and take it, what would they do? Shoot me a dirty look behind my back, psfffft! I can only be killed by a well trained Spartan sniper and there aren't too many of them around these days. Yeah...a Hunter is what I am, got a problem with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Another one I would be if not an Elite would be a Hunter. Just cause they are really badass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGYPTIANGHETTO Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 just remembered a quote from a grunt, it was something like "you killed my father!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 just remembered a quote from a grunt, it was something like "you killed my father!" "You killed Yayap!" I think that be the quote you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 I just heard an Elite on Firefight say 'Unbelievable!!!!' After I killed him with a sword lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Hunter. Bath. Don't shower. Walking tank. Step right on Unggoy and Kig-Yar in the way. Stop, recite poetry/sing, proudly. Blast, smash, stomp anyone who interrupts. Bond brother aka wing-man. Bro-fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 Lol bro-fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIREN4 Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 Id have to be an elite, grunts couldnt reach the shower head, hunters no, worms are scary, Brutes and jackals, hmm not right. prophets no that would be a nightmare using shampoo Exactly. I'd be an Elite.What I'd be other than an Elite is a Hunter. For the same reasons as everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Nice, so what would your position be in the covenant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I'd be spec ops, the H2 ones though. Ugh, hated them on Legendary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkPonyMaster Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 hunter. i have a shield and cannon thing attatched to mt arm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Just watch your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John-117 Jr. Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I would be an Elite, so i could have an energy sword and work and fight with the UNSC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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