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The Twam Summoning Ritual Speech (totally not made up on the spot)


Akali

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We have found a way to summon Twam! :D

 

Slik on the podcast leaked the only way how to summon our overlord and here is how we can summon him.

 

Requirements:

 

5 Members or 1 moderator

 

The ritual bowl that was given when you joined the site but you shoved into your cupboard because you thought it was useless, better get rid of that dust

 

The ritual knife in which was given to you when you become staff 

 

You will need at least one member and one staff to summon him. As the staff prepares the tribute/s the member will have to say the hold word

 

"By rite this volunteer has openly volunteered himself as tribute to summon the almighty Twam,

Let his body be used for a better cause as we destroy his soul for the legendary Twam,

His mind will be used to bring back our overlord Twam,

And now his body will be used as a vessel for the incredible Twam."

 

If Twam does not come then you have displeased our overlord and will have to perform it again with new tributes.

 

So there are a few changes but they were pretty obvious anyway (I think)

All rituals will be performed live (aka in the shoutbox)

 

Someone also kindly donated the dinner table so instead of using the floor we're now doing it on the ritual table
 

Edited by Yang Xiao Long
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