Vitamin Pwn Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 if chuck norris' tears can cure cancer, then spectral's can cure the apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choot 'em Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 I Googled "Spectral Jester" and it simply stated "you're not worthy", LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Jester sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 I heard Jester requires a police escort so he wouldn't accidently destroy trains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted October 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 I heard that Spectral the devil in a fiddle contest. (refrence!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 One time Jester was out camping. As him and his family were sitting around the campfire singing campfire songs and such, a gigantic grizzly came up and "ROOOOAAARED" angrily and viciously. Then, just like some super hero or something, Jester stood up, faced the bear, and "ROOOOOAAARED" back at him. So the bear began to eat himself knowing that it would be less painful than dying by the great and mighty Spectral Jester's hand. True story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 I heard that the zombie apocalypse hasnt came yet because zombies are too afraid of spectral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 One time Jester was out camping. As him and his family were sitting around the campfire singing campfire songs and such, a gigantic grizzly came up and "ROOOOAAARED" angrily and viciously. Then, just like some super hero or something, Jester stood up, faced the bear, and "ROOOOOAAARED" back at him. So the bear began to eat himself knowing that it would be less painful than dying by the great and mighty Spectral Jester's hand. True story... This is a true story. I was orphaned as a small boy, hoped a freighter to Europe and ran into the woods. A mother bear let me suckle from her as her own. Later, as I played and froliced with my bear brothers and sisters, my bear mother came upon his family and did in fact eat herself. Through our agonizing pain of loss we realized that Jester was truly meant greatness. Jester, I forgive you for all the pain and suffering you caused my bear brothers and sisters. It was for the greater good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choot 'em Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 The weight of Spectral Jester's advice would break an average man's jaw!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 I heard he is what inspired Master Chief and Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 this goes to all members -> :unworthy: no jester. We are the unworthy ones. :unworthy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Spectral Jester's fists make the speed of light wish it was faster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 LMFAO, and its all true!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Spectral Jester is so awesome I am sporting a new "I <3 Spectral Jester!" banner in my sig! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 you know all those Chuck Noris jokes? Well they were all Inpired by spectral jester. Chuck just stole all the credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 thats right, dam you chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 and this is my new favorite thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 i heard that spectral attacks sharks when he smells the bleed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted October 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I heard he took a white horse and drew with a sharpie on it to make zebras 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 i heard that every year on his birthday, spectral picks one random kid to throw into the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted October 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I heard that Spectral Jester disgraces the wannabies of this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Spectral Jester shuts up all naggers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted October 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I heard he invented computers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I heard he invented computers Spectral Jester invented inventing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machinga Posted October 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I heard he yawned and created the universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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