Would you rather...

[Melody]

sans

 (mine is dark because i played this game over the weekend and asked this question)

 

would you rather have sex with a dead body

 

or

 

have sex with an animal/alien?

Both are disturbing to imagine, can we skip this question? 

[BATMAN]

 

sans

(mine is dark because i played this game over the weekend and asked this question)

 

would you rather have sex with a dead body

 

or

 

have sex with an animal/alien?

 

Dead body if it wasn't decaying, alien if the experience wasn't terrifying/psychologically damaging.

 

But this is only a joke answer because is this kinda question allowed in this thread???

[Melody]

Would you rather...?

 

Become a bunny? or Become a kitten?

[Ni Nihon]

Kitten! :3

would you rather...

own an ostrich, or owe someone a penny?

[Akali]

Owe someone a penny, an ostrich is too high maintenance for me...

 

For the rest of your life, would you rather have googly eyes, or puppet arms (you do control the puppet arms)?

 

[Maestro]

googly eyes, cuz skeletons don't have them otherwise

 

would you rather solve junior jumble or a crossword?

[JoeStone42]

Junior jumble because they are too easy

 

Would you rather do a complete genocide run of undertale or complete the pacifist run and watch everyone die at the end.

[Melody]

pacifist 

 

Would you rather...

 

Shrink and be teensy tiny as the size of a mouse unable to return to normal size? (Still a human, just shrunk very small) or... Become giant, but never stop growing.. ever..Ever!

Edited March 7, 2016 by Melody

[Ardent Prayer]

Giant! Ill be big enough to conquer the Universe!!!

 

Would you rather eat moldy bread or pour spoiled milk into your cereal?

Edited March 7, 2016 by Ardent Prayer

[Melody]

Spoiled milk with cereal, because you didn't mention eating it.

 

Would you rather...

 

Go to a amusement park for a entire day, but not ride any rides?

 

or.....

 

Be stuck in a room with the trolololol song playing in reverse all day long?

[Ardent Prayer]

Would rather suffer with trololo. I need my dose of fun with rides.

 

Would you rather ride a bear into battle or send thousands of Chihuahuas into battle under your command?

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Would rather suffer with trololo. I need my dose of fun with rides.

 

Would you rather ride a bear into battle or send thousands of Chihuahuas into battle under your command?

 

The bear is probably untrained, and will maul me before I even mount it, so Chihuahua soldiers it is.

 

Would you rather... have an eye-poke machine from Dead Space 2 puncture your eye, or do it with a syringe by hand?

[Tommy]

I couldn't poke my own eye....

 

Would you rather have to survive in a Fallout type setting, or a Walking Dead setting?

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

Tough nuggets because you're getting your eye poked one way or another. 

 

Fallout type setting since - despite having multiple inhospitable wastelands - there are bastions for Humanity. Mostly "watch your back" bastions, but bastions nonetheless. Also, badass retro-future technology. Can WD say the same?

 

Then in WD there's frickin' mindless, slow-moving zombies EVERYWHERE, and no one uses suppressors to prevent hearing damage. Oh, and hardly any hygiene.

Would you rather... have expanding earlobes, or multiplying eyebrows? It is as advertised.

[Melody]

Eyebrow

 

Would you rather dansu~ (dance) the Caramelldansen for 10 whole minutes on video?

 

Or...

 

Dance like Gold Member from Austin Powers for 30 minutes in public?

Edited March 19, 2016 by Melody

[Jack Of Harts]

Gold Member.

 

Would you rather...

Watch your favourite movie, on an old broken television

OR

Watch your least favourite movie, on a 4K display?

[Melody]

4k

 

Would you rather get abducted by aliens?

 

or..

 

Abducted by kidnappers (With no risk of death or harm, but possibly trapped somewhere)

[Jack Of Harts]

4k

 

Would you rather get abducted by aliens?

 

or..

 

Abducted by kidnappers (With no risk of death or harm, but possibly trapped somewhere)

 

Kidnappers.

Would you rather have an awesome sound system, but have to listen to Justin Bieber for 30 minutes a day...

OR...

Be limited to cheap headphones.

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

I buy cheap headphones all the time. No Bieber for me.

 

Would you rather...

 

Live in a sensory deprivation tank for 2 weeks...

 

Or...

 

Have one of your senses randomly malfunction (turn off) every day for a month?

[Jack Of Harts]

I buy cheap headphones all the time. No Bieber for me.

 

Would you rather...

 

Live in a sensory deprivation tank for 2 weeks...

 

Or...

 

Have one of your senses randomly malfunction (turn off) every day for a month?

 

The second choice is too vague. Would it be one specific sense, or all of them on different intervals? How long would they be dead for and how often would it happen?

[Akali]

I'll go with the second one, and since I have no sense of smell anyway, I could get lucky

 

Would you rather be the worlds best dancer, or the worlds best singer?

[Jack Of Harts]

Of those two, singer.

Would you rather be the world's best drummer or the world's best Bass player

[I_Make_Big_Boom]

The second choice is too vague. Would it be one specific sense, or all of them on different intervals? How long would they be dead for and how often would it happen?

 

A random sense would be dead for 12 hours a day, but only 1. Not all of them. So it's Sunday and your hearing is fried. Monday it's your sense of touch. Tuesday it's hearing again. Wednesday it's sight. Etc. 

[Melody]

Bass.

 

Would you rather eat a live spider the size of your palm? :3

 

or..

 

Eat cheeseburger in a can exclusively for 2 days. :3

[Akali]

So by in a can, am I in an actual can? Either way, I'm taking the cheeseburger one.

 

Would you rather be an artist or a graphics designer?