AvengingCrusade Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Alright people. I had this Idea on how to win a fight, and I think its the most awesome way. If you were to get into a fight with someone, they expect you to just go through the motions, just block and punch etc....etc. But what they wouldn't expect in a serious fight would be to yell out random video game quotes while doing so, but you need to actually hit them to make it work. For example say: HYDOKEN!!! Then double flat palm him in the chest. Or GET OVER HERE!!! Then jump at him and punch him in the face Or...FAAAALLCOOON PUUUNCH!!!!....Then you...falcon punch him (which actually hurts like hell). This is my way, how would YOU do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I would jet a stream of my fecal matter in his face, then while he is dazed and disgusted grab a 2x4 and smack his jaw off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Crusade I haven't been in a fight in a long while, but when I did, I did not talk much, even before the fight. I never started one, except with my brothers when I was a kid, and only fought if I was attacked. The times that I fought I wanted them over quickly and did what I thought was necessary to knock the fight out of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkPonyMaster Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 kick out his kneecap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 i would shout random things like so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=520mME1J30w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 pull out an airsoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTz KeeFy Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I would pull a Captain Insano move. Poke your eyes and kick out you're knee cap. Game over for him lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Absolute I meant, what ridiculous weird thing WOULD you do, just have fun with it. Like my examples, except I would totally do the HYDOKEN double palm thing I mentioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed The Evil Taco Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I would scream "FOR THE HORDE!", then kick him in the shin and sit on him when hes down. From a big guy like me, that is a threat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 oh i thought of something else to do, i'd bust a bobby hill and shout, "thats my purse! i dont know you" then kick the person in the groin. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Lol, or yell STRANGER DANGER!!!! It will be like the whole Dragon Ball Z fusion move. 1 fist in the face, 1 in the nuts. Then run away when he's down. HILARIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Play this : (warning explicit southern language) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r78yAkb0-4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 if I have a pocket knife on me, I'd threaten him with that. if not I could either climb a tree, or run like the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Something funny man. More ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 I'd yell, "For SPARTA!!!" and kick his groin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 That is much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam91 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Cry like a baby then when he's laughing kick him in the groin then give him an atomic wedgey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIROMAN Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 A COCAINE ADICCTED HORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIROMAN Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 GIVE HIM MEGA HERPES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twam Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I would scream "FOR THE HORDE!", then kick him in the shin and sit on him when hes down. From a big guy like me, that is a threat... THRALL HALL BIG BROTHER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Okay, fine! I would slap him in the face, drop to the ground on my side spinning around on my elbow, then jump up, double eye poke him followed by running my hands across my head going whoop, whoop, whoop! Nuck, nuck, nuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Scream "OMG IT"S SPECTRAL JESTER!!!!" and point behind them... when they hear that Spectral Jester is near they will cower and then I will have my chance. (only with permission from Spectral to use his name in defence) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingCrusade Posted October 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Okay, fine! I would slap him in the face, drop to the ground on my side spinning around on my elbow, then jump up, double eye poke him followed by running my hands across my head going whoop, whoop, whoop! Nuck, nuck, nuck! Much much better : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinite LuLz Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Dont need special tricks, just waiting to get into a fight, and feel bad for the opponent after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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