I_Make_Big_Boom Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 (edited) Greetings. I know why you're here. Do you know why you're here? Are you sure? I'll explain lucidly just to get you up to speed... in case you're not entirely sure why you're here (seriously, if you don't know why you're here then why the hell are you continuing to read?? Escape while you still can). 1: You're here because of Hello Kitty. Don't even deny it. 2: You're expecting me to write a 400 word essay on why I love Hello Kitty... in due time. 3: You like amusement at my expense. 4: Raisins. Now lets begin. I love Hello Kitty for a few raisins. Firstly, it's because I adore her cute fluffy coat. But I love her coat more when it's soaked in the blood of hundreds of human sacrific- I just love her coat. I'm blushing just thinking about it. Secondly, I love those eyes. Those eyes: they absorb all light, and swirl about like a boiling black cauldron of death. Even a single glimpse lets you peer into Hello Kitty's inner abyss to see her amorphous demonic soul constricting the life out of newly consumed victims. Her glare could rend the flesh off of a... let's just say her eyes are mighty fine. They perty. Thirdly (yes, Thirdly), I love Hello Kitty because this particular forum will be graced by her presence even more so than now. Soon we shall receive an idol to worship underneath a... we're getting a Hello Kitty award. You don't know how grateful I am for this. I love her. We all do. Now she'll be able to love us all the time... by watching us... all the time... with that expressionless face of hers... just so we don't mess up... and not love her... so cuddly, and cute. Thank you for taking the time to read through this glorious sermon. All hail Hello Kitty. She nice 'n stuff. Edited April 14, 2015 by Self Destruct 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Proud of you, SD. Needed moar fire anyway. Perfect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melody Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 should have known there would be loopholes in my dare... >.< I blame Jack. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo6 Follower Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Huh. I..Umm... Ok. I like cats too :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrhuntington Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Looks like I'm dying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted April 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Wait are we getting an award, or an emote? I'm not sure of the exact details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinreaper Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Ash is getting her own HK emot made by me yes. wait for it...it's coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowFiend216 Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I always knew you loved Hello Kitty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I want to ride Rainbow dash.... that is all! We all have our hidden secrets SD..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 As General of the USF, I order a complete shutdown and security sweep plus investigation of Hello Kitty. Threats such as this have imposed even more than spambots. As General, I am in charge of the removal and extinguishing of any threats to the forums. All who have been mesmerized by their sheer power, shall be cleansed and decontaminated. All who oppose will be decontaminated or shot. Please, see yourself throughly overlooked if you have encountered any of these "Hello Kitty's" as such threats are not a joke. We will handle them personally to ensure your safety. Keep safe boys and girls. I'm on it. This has been issued as a Code: Pink 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 So this is a thing now. :ash: :ash: :ash: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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