Kurt S-501 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 If the moderators have tributes, I think it's time for the users to have a tribute. Just use random people . For example: I heard Vore made a royal guard in England laugh! An impossible feat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 i heard that Vore fights crime at night as the Blue Tea bagger, i heard that Machinga once broke chuck norris's leg when chuck tried to roundhouse kick him, i heard that Kurt S-051 once took out an entire covenant super carrier with his bare hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 I heard that Vitamin PWN invented epicness. KiNg Of SnIpEz once sniped this guy twice with the same bullet. I heard Bob wrote the script for the movie, "What About Bob". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 i heard that Absolute Dog once schooled a troll so bad that the troll decided to go outside and get a life i heard that Twinreaper wrote a machinima script that was so awesome that it made several members of this site go blind i heard Zed the Evil Taco can kick you in the face...with his fist i heard that Father Bullet uses energy swords as tooth picks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I heard that Vitamin PWN once KOed Chuck Norris by looking at him. I heard that Kurt S-051 can speak French... while speaking Spanish. If Dean P.H.D patted you on the back, you would list it on your resume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 i heard BraverKING514 once beat a king, by being braver. i heard Absolute Dog can fly, while walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 i heard that BraverKING514 once made a squad of Elites surrender by saying boo. i heard that Headhunter hates Toast because a piece of toast tried to burn down his house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperIntendant Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I heard that Headhunter hates Toast because a piece of toast tried to burn down his house All true, I still have nightmares. I heard that King of Snipes once took down an army of Brutes using only his big toe. I heard that Absolute Dog once owned a troll so badly that it burst into flames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I heard that Hunter roasted marsh mellows on the trolls burning body while Vitamin PWN looked on laughing hideously! I have heard rumors that Avenging Crusade swung from a vine and swooped down and saved Jane from Tarzans unwanted advances! I saw Kurt ***** slap a "Dear 343..." poster so hard they soiled themselves and haven't bathed since! I heard One once debated evolution with Steven Hawking and won! I read a report that Spartan 007 threw a bullet by hand and killed 23 terrorists! I heard that Zed once ate a fish taco the size Texas in one bite and never burped! It is widely known that all members of the 343Industries Forum could whoop Chuck Norris' butt with one hand tied behind their back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 i heard that BraverKING514 once made a squad of Elites surrender by saying boo. I heard that he didn't have to say anything.. he just stood there and they trembled with fear and surrendered. I once heard that Absolute Dog made the sun cry.... just by looking at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vore Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Some magicians can walk on water, Kurt S-051 can swim through land. Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, Absolute Dog was the first man to walk on the sun. Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, and fear of Vitamin PWN is logic. Fear The Green Axecutioner!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperIntendant Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 When I say "non facete nobis calcitrare vestrum perinæum" I always refer to me and El Silverado. I heard that Vore used to help Albert Einstein with math. I've heard that Kurt is actually The Stig! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted November 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 I heard 819 denied even Chuck Norris access to his library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 I heard that Doc has saved peoples' lives. The only things Chuck Norris ever saved are the movies he'd starred in. Doc FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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