The Director Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Caboosh Teh Aish, henceforth known as Lenny Killer, is currently being tried for the murder of Lenny. You are the acting jury in this murder trial. Here is the evidence against him. Lenny Killer showed very little surprise and acted in a suspicious manner when he first received the news that Lenny had been murdered. He stated that his alibi was that at a cabin in the woods. When pressed he revealed that he was alone in the cabin and stated that he had not been here all week. When evidence to the contrary was presented, he attempted to lie and say that someone had been using his account without his permission. IP Analysis shows his claim to be false. It was then discovered that Lenny Killer had had previous issues with Lenny, even going so far as to admit his jealousy of Lenny's sexual magnetism. This jealousy boiled over when Lenny began making advances on Lenny Killer's crush, who's name is withheld for her personal safety. After some interrogation the lead detective got Lenny Killer to confess to the murder of Lenny and his Half-Cousin Larry. His confession was recorded as such. When he was questioned by staff member Jack of Harts, he confessed a second time. He used a radioactive poison known as Stupidium, which he had been cultivating for years for use on someone he disliked, to poison Lenny. Stupidium is a fast acting poison for which there is no cure or treatment. This evidence is irrefutable. Lenny Killer beyond a shadow of a doubt killed Lenny. If you care about justice at all, you will reach a guilty verdict. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I killed Lenny AND Larry, not just Lenny! I hated my Uncle Lenny and my cousin Larry very much, his passing filled me with joy! #DOWNWITHME! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrhuntington Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Zenny and Jenny had more tragic deaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Zenny and Jenny had more tragic deaths. Yes, but they weren't murdered by a forum member. Jenny was killed by the spider, but the spider is claiming self-defense. Forensics is still determining whether the spider's claim is true or not. Eye witness testimony says that Jenny DID start the fight though, so the spider's claim cannot yet be outright dismissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Is this what we've come down to as a forum... *sigh* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 As you can see! The Director has twisted my words! His corrupting influence has no end! We must stop him here before he claims more lives of innocents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melody Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Poor Lenny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzy_Dan Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Caboose is innocent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melody Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Caboose is innocent Lies! :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 ^ And evidence do you have of my lies? Drizzy speaks the truth I can confirm that. Don't let TD deceive you we must catch the real criminal before he escapes us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wam Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Don't see why you guys didn't expect this in the future. IT'S CABOOSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 The electric chair is to humane for him. I say we send him to waypoint forever. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'll have your head, you filthy Nord! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 ^ But I'm not even a Nord! You can electric chair me, send me to Waypoint and rip off my head all at once!You have to pick one at least. :doge: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wam Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted July 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 Well, the jury has spoken! Lenny Killer, AKA Caboose The Ace AKA Caboosh Teh Aish has been found guilty by the Jury of the 343industries Community Forum! As the judge I shall be the one to decide his sentence, which shall be carried out immediately! The sentence is: Caboose The Ace shall be demoted to GSDPoo for one week! His name shall be stained brown until 7/27/2015! His username will also be changed to Caboose The Poo for like, a day or two. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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