Fishy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 A Jacksonville couple has been arrested for selling what they claimed to be golden tickets to get into heaven as reports: Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. Jacksonville police stated it is not illegal to sell golden tickets to heaven, but what the couple claimed where gold turned out to be pieces of wood spray painted gold. The couple was selling their product under false pretenses, which prompted their arrest. Tito Watts had this to say about the arrest: I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. When the couple was arrested they were found carrying thousands of dollars in cash as well as drug paraphernalia and a baby alligator. Source: Link Date: May 30th, 2015 (Disclaimer: May or may not be real) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buns Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan I live in Florida. All of this is real. Confirmed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melody Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Interesting.. and yet I'm not surprised something like that happened, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 #Murica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrhuntington Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 What Happens when you take Meth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted August 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 What Happens when you take Meth? I'm more concerned about why that guy drew on his face with a black marker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinreaper Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Maybe he can be a new forum Pokemon. Let's call him Cracodill or Druggiebug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Well looks like Humanity cannot stop being stupid. I mean seriously, hundreds of people brought this stuff?! *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I heard this on the news here in the Netherlands some months back. It's not the first time this has happened. But they do look like legit people who you'd give a hundred bucks for this stuff... *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wam Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Wait, you mean those AREN'T real?! DANGIT! (I didn't buy anything from Craccodill or Druggiebug) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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