beachyboy50 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 One day master chief decided he wanted some lemonade, so he shot some grunts and nuked a planet and used the grunts blood as lemonade since lemons when extinct because the brutes ate them all. Chief, now satisfied, decided he wanted to go and marry lord HOOD. Lord HOOD refused and decided to open an interdimensional portal where none other than Nathan drake appeared, after a century long fight, chief finally decided to stop letting Nathan continuously punch him with no success, and instead used his grenade to beat Nathan drake to death. Lord HOOD, terrified, called in a horse of my little ponies, which proceeded to eat chief alive. Locke arrived shortly after and took the credit for killing chief and ONI rewarded him with a cookie. But Locke took of his helmet and revealed himself to be ... On wait...I'm out of time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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