S-117 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 *cryopod opens* Alex: god i hate cryo sleep. Kurt: Me too man glad I didn't get in. Alex: Lucky you. Kurt: Wheres linda and kelly? they are sopposed to be in cryo. Alex: Guess they went to get ready for the mission. *meanwhile* Linda: what do ya think we need? Kelly: thermals, sniper ammo *linda ***** her head* *luaghs* we may need more than one by the way. Linda: what makes you think that? Kelly: hello stealth op. Linda: ah I'm stupid. *Alex and Kurt enter* Kurt: And you wheren't in cryo why? both kelly and linda: because we knew you where tricking alex!! Alex growing: err... Kurt: I don't know what you mean..... Linda: whatever. Kelly: so what is the terain at this place? Kurt: I didn't catch mutch of that, alex you've read the file. Alex: yeah well you guys are not going to like it, covnenant ship yard Linda: ooh plenty of places to hide. Kurt: but that means hundreds of covenant ships so.... Alex: which means a lot of elite guards too. Kurt: ah **** I love those guys, Linda we're goin to be inside and in close quarters I want you to stay well away from any of it if you can and snipe from a high point even a mountain if you haft to. Alex: i say we go in light and fast make it easy on ourselfs. Kelly: Of course. Kurt: What did ONI send? I want a damn shotgun. Alex: Well lets see, slinance SMG's , 5 pistoles, a BR 55, 2 slinance asluast rifles, 2 sinper rifles, and one shotgun, and one spartan laser. Kurt: Do you mean assualt rifles? Kurt: *luaghs* oni must have screwed up typing big time. Alex: yeah i've noticed they'll take anybody these days.*luaghing* Kurt: I once saw... eh nvm we got mission to do. Alex: yeah we do. Kurt: Ok I reread the files. Alex: Sucide mission much? Kurt: They want us to take a covenant ship home after we blow up the reactors and barracks holy ****! Alex: yeah you think kurt? Kurt No I mean holy **** as i **** YEAH!! Alex: Well that's nice to know. Kurt: When we get the tech from that ship we could make our macs into prcission lasors *drools* Kelly and linda: yours nuts. Kelly: but in a good way. Kurt: yep. but ONI says it's a long shot. Alex: Well we're screwed. Linda: yeah in a good way. *luaghs*Kurt: go to drop pods, section B I'll take the assualt rifle and battle rifle. *throws sniper rifle to linda* Kurt: Take a pistol to they have scopes now. *picks up a pistol* Kurt: Kelly take your pick. Kelly: I'll take a pistol and an assualt rifle. Kurt: good. Kurt: alex, let me guess your taking the laser? *picks up Silnance SMG & Spartan laser* Alex: yep. *rasies eyebrow*Alex: section B?, but that's ODST drop pods. Kurt: Thought so, you have a problem with drop pods? Kurt: We're dropping while there is a metior shower hello. Alex: No problem at all, if the ODST's don't mind us takeing them. Kurt: Come on kelly and linda are already preped. Kurt: eh they never give a **** after we take out a covie encampment. Alex: Oh yeah. well lets do it then. *gets in drop pod* Alex: ready on my end kurt. how bout you ready? Kurt: Come on. *walks into a odst drop pod* *over speakers* drop in 5 , 4, 3, 2, 1 drop. Kurt: You there alex? Alex: Yeah i'm here kurt, see you on the ground. Kurt: alex hello? Alex: kurt i'm barly getting you over. *waits for a reply* Alex: kurt you there over? Kurt: yeah my coms is glitchy. Kurt: I'll swap to the other channel. Alex: same here, i'll try raise kelly. Kurt: Some reason its making the coms come like 4minutes later odd oh **** I'm about to his a metior!! *rams meteor* Kurt: dammit!!!! Kurt: All units I'm going in hard I repeat going in hard! Kurt: If I survive we'll regroup at the entrance to the first reactor shiiiiiiit. Alex: Kurt kurt you there over, oh **** kurt be advised you heading toward the hart of the ship yard over, kurt kurt? *impacts the covenant controlled planet* *drop pod hatch stuck*Alex: crap Kurt?, Kelly?, Linda? My drop pod's hatch is stuck i could use so help over. Linda: I'll help you Alex. Alex: Thanks Linda, by the way did you hear from Kelly as soon as you landed? *Linda throws Alex's pod into a cliff* Linda: Oops… *head hits hatch*Alex: ouch. Anyway have you?, and any word from Kurt? *Kelly runs towards the team*Kelly: I saw his pod go down, I heard he wanted to meet us at the first reactor. *gets out of pod*Alex: well that's not good, Kelly did you see where he landed? Kelly: that’s the bad thing... he landed INSIDE the 1st reactor complex. *shoulders Spartan laser*Alex: Crap i had a feeling you were going to say that. Well lets get going. Kelly you’re our rabbit. Kelly: If they see me being a rabbit, don't you think the stealth part would die quickly?! Alex: No not really, you're the fastest spartan I’ve known. Besides they would have other things to worry about. *grins* trust me. Kelly: I'll take orders from Kurt thank you very much... Kelly: who is probably in a jail for study on his armor. *Meanwhile*..... Kurt: Where the **** am I... *glances through dazed eyes* Kurt: ****. Kurt: Elite guards, and an engineer, ****! *jumps up from table, kicks elite in the jaw, grabs his plasma rifle and shoots the engineer* Kurt: How many will come to the gun fire.... *grabs jailing and rips it off* Kurt: Easy. *sprints through to a room guarded by hunters* Kurt: No way past... *see them guarding his weapons* Kurt: Hmm… *shoots a grenade and causes 5 others to implode* *the hunters fall back from the blast and his the wall* Kurt: Well I'll just take my weapons and... *an elite zealot yells at Kurt and throws a grenade* Kurt: oh ****. *jumps over grenade and kicks zealot in the head* Kurt: This is too damn easy. Kurt: Not like a specified number of other zealot hunter, jackals and grunts will come.... *Meanwhile*..... Alex: So Kelly I’ve noticed you've got a thing for Kurt. Kelly: *blushes and turns her head* Kelly: I've noticed you've got a thing for Linda.... Alex: Well i uh........ * looks down at the ground* Kelly: oh LINDA!! Linda: what? Alex: What you doing!? Kelly: he likes you too. Linda: Kelly!! *looks surprised*Alex: wait what? Kelly: what? You both had the same thing in mind when you where told we where going on this mission. Linda: well it doesn't give you the right to spoil it!! Kelly: I'll leave you 2 alone. Linda: he likes you ya know. Kelly: I know. *faceplam* Alex: well i don't he knows that yet. Kelly: I’m going in to find him; you 2 have luvy dubby moment. ****** eyebrow*Alex: what’s that suppose to mean Kelly? *Kelly has already sprinted into a sewer grate under the covie compound* *shighs turns to Linda* Alex: great now we have to go after her, and help. Linda: no she can handle it, and I think she’s going to have her love moment. Linda: while we have ours. *hugs him from behind* Alex: Whoa hold on there Linda. *slips out of her grasp* Linda: what is it Alex? Alex: Come on Linda we got a stealth op to finish first. Linda: don't worry Kelly and Kurt are already inside. Alex: Ok. Alex: I like you Linda. *Linda pushes him onto flat rock* Linda: that’s all I needed to hear. Linda: come on your sorry ass trying to get out and fight and ignore me may have gotten the team killed. *sprints to the sewer grate* *the reactor suddenly blows and propels Linda into Alex* *Kelly and Kurt jetpack towards the disgruntled Linda and Alex* wazzap?! Alex: Oh yeah real nice you guys, by the way enjoy your free time? *Kelly leans on Kurts shoulder* Kurt: maybe... Alex: You know Kurt you owe me for this later right? Kurt: What? Me blowing up a whole reactor complex isn't fair for leaving you in your romance moment while I had mine WHILE killing inside? Alex: Not fully no, you owe me some covie to kill later, but still thanks i guess. Kelly: we like action love moments, you have the slow easy ones. Kurt: Well, there’s still a covenant ship we haft to take to oni. Kurt: I'll let you pick which one... Kurt: Alex? *sees Alex staring at Linda* Alex: I say the capital ship. Kurt: Ok well that’s set, now for the how do we get on? part. Alex: We could use the gravity left, and then use the airducts to get the bridge. *the team sprints onto the unguarded grav lift* Kurt: Um where the guards? Kelly: crud we're already on the lift. Alex: I'll throw grenades up there.... *grenades fly into the ship and 5 elites fall out* Alex: Ha! Alex: We’re in the ship now... Linda: nice throw Alex. *Alex shoots in front of himself killing a cloaked elite* Kurt: Make a circle and kill anything that moves or shimmers!! *the team makes a circle waiting for their foes* *shoots a lunging elite with his shotgun* Kurt: Alex!! 2 infront of you!! *spots them* *uses Spartan laser on them* Kurt: Over kill man. Alex: God that was close, thanks. Kurt: Oh **** *kicks elite about to peice his energy sword into him* *shotguns his head* Kurt: that was close!! Alex: And you say I’m over kill. *laughs* *hears Linda’s sniper rifle crack* Kurt: Ok fine its not. Kurt: Linda use your pistol for once. Linda: I'm on it. *shoots 4 elites in the head killing them instantly* Linda: Ok that all of them? Alex: Yeah i think so. Alex: Come on guys we got to get the bridge so we can get out of here. Kelly: no!! *shoots a cloaked elite that had gotten inside the Circe and was about to kill Kurt* Kurt: Thanks Kelly. *Kelly blushes* Kelly: now that all of them. Alex: Jesus Christ where the hell they coming from!!? Kurt: They came from the ducts in the ceiling I think... Kurt: Alex lead us, you know the layout. Alex: Ok, though each ship is different. Just to let you know. Kurt: You not wanting the leader role on this one? Kurt: fine then. Alex: Hey i didn't mean that now. Kurt: There’s the door, lead to a hanger, from there we go on an elevator to the hallway that leads to the command room Alex: Sheess, look they're gonna have guards all over that place, good thing i brought this. *lefts Spartan laser*Alex: alright lets go. Kurt: Prep near the door, there will be allot of them, Alex, get your laser up there *the spartans take each side of the door while Alex stays in front of it and Linda gets ready to open it* Kurt: Ready? Alex: Ready. Kurt: On my mark, 3, 2, 1 mark!! *Linda opens the door* Linda: Alex, wraith!! *fires laser* *the wraith explodes in a blue inferno*Kurt: nice shot!! Kurt: Enter the hanger!! Alex: Thanks *enters hanger* *enters the hanger and downs sniper on the balcony* *Linda takes the elites flowing from the doors* *Kelly kills the elites getting close* Kurt: Alex HUNTERS!! *Alex is hit by a hunter's shield and flys into a wall* Kurt: ****!! *Fire laser* *throws grenades and shoots at their mid-section *the grenades explode killing one hunter and Alex kills the other* Alex: Damn it that hurt, didn't even see him on my motion tracker. Kurt: He came through the door behind us... Kurt: Ok the rooms clear. Alex: There’s a whole lot less many guards than there should be. Kurt: They must be guarding the command room. Kurt: Come on to the elevator. Alex: They’re smart then. *the spartans get on the elevator* Kurt: Hmm... Kurt: I see something crap JACKER SNIPERS!! *clicks the button* Kurt: Linda fire at will, give suppressing fire Kelly and Alex! *shoots a jackal and he collides to the ground* Kurt: Whoa that was good range for an assault rifle. *Linda takes out 5 more snipers while Kelly shoots around their cover to make them run like targets for Linda* Kurt: Alex there’s a grunt squad with fuel rod guns, Linda’s to busy, fire!! Alex: Linda look out! *Kills cloak elite behind Linda* Alex: Damn it! *kills grunts* Kurt: Crap their jumping from the hallway above!! *fires at the elites jumping toward them* Kurt: Ok I think they stopped firing... Kurt: Whoa 5 elites coming! Alex: We got to find a way to that bridge fast!. *shoots one elite* Kurt: The hallway, we're here. Alex: Whoa ****! *stabs golden elite* Kurt: Covenant energy sword wielders incoming!! *fire shotgun at the incoming horde* Kurt: Grenades!! *the team throws grenades at the incoming troops* Kurt: There are still a few left, fire!! Alex: Switching to sreader rounds. * Fires a trio of rounds at a elite behind Kurt* *shoots an elites legs and kills the one beside him with a 3round burst to the chest* Kurt: Thanks Alex Kurt: Ok that’s all of them... Kurt: Now for the bridge. Alex: No problem Kurt. Alex: Yeah we need to get out of here. *the team approaches the door* *suddenly an elite jumps out and kicks Kurt in the chest* *Kurt hits the wall* Kurt: ouch... Alex: ****! *fires a burst at elite* Kurt: Fire!! *fires shotguns at a hunter coming from behind* Alex: Take this you elite basterd. *sticks elite on head* *shoots in the hunters midsection* Kurt: He’s down. *uses last spartan laser shot on the last hunter* *runs into bridge and kicks incoming elites away while he reloads* Alex: That elite ship master is mine Kurt. *fires shotgun at the elites* Kurt: No he’s mine!! *grabs energy sword and stabs the shipmaster in the chest* Kurt: Kelly fly this... Wait incoming plasma rounds!! *the ship is hit by the covenant armada outside* Alex: Hang on guys inatceding slipspace drive! Kurt: Crap, I don't think we can take this thing with us!! Kurt: The drives been hit!!! Kurt: We can use a drop ship!! Alex: Give me 1 min and i'll have it back online. Kurt: There’s a ship monitoring our progress, it’s our fallback point. Kurt: Come on this way!! *runs through hall way and jumps on a dropship* Kurt: Come on!! *Kelly and Linda land on the ship also* Alex: Damn it and i was wanting to keep this new toy of ours, i planted a nuke on it before we left count down 20:00 mins. Kurt: Good thinking. *jumps inside the ship* *Kelly closes the hatch and flys out of the ship* Kelly: spartans, this will get bumpy!! *Kelly flies evading plasma fire and incoming banshees* Kurt: Augustine get ready for evac, the ship wasn't salvageable UNSC Frigate Augustine: Roger that Spartan team aphla. Kurt: there’s the ship! Alex: Hang on guys deation in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. *ship explodes* *Kelly lands the dropship into the Augustine's landing bay just as the covenant ship blows up* Kurt: nice landing Kelly. Kelly: thanks. Alex: Yeah i'll say *holding Linda in arms* Alex: *grins* Alex: Come with me to my quarters Linda I’ve got something to show you. Linda: ok sure. See you two guys later. *winks at Kurt & Kelly* The Captain: Get us the hell out of here now. *the Augustine goes into slipspace and jumps to reach for mission report* Kurt: Hey Kelly come to my quarters... *the story ends with brilliant sex* Next part of the story will be posted in two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 TOO....MUCH......WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-117 Posted October 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 says you, look at the first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT Warchild Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 lol John finaly learned how to post, note this story was a team effort of Me, Kurt Ambrose051, and S-117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 you know spartans have a very little sex drive, as a result of the inauguration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT Warchild Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 you know spartans have a very little sex drive, as a result of the inauguration. yeah I knew this, but I really had writer block bad, and this was what I already had 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-117 Posted October 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Besides it spices things up a bit in a spartan's life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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