Vitamin Pwn Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Post your halo related jokes here,it doesnt matter how bad, just keep it clean. i'll start. A blue Elite walks into a bar, and gets kicked out because he's a minor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverKING514 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Nice pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardent Prayer Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Truth: I see you!!! Human: I see you? Truth: He does not see me, execute him! -Gruntipedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 "Hey Demon! the jerk store called, and they're all out of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 A Grunt walks up to a Hunter and complains of being hungry. The Hunter scoffs at him and turns to search the far ridge for Spartans. Still unbelievably hungry, the Grunt reaches out and grabs a handful of worms from the Hunters back. "You fool! I will kill you for......" at that instant the Hunter collapses to the ground dead. "No you won't", says the Grunt, "now I will have my fill of worms!" As he reached down for another handful his head explodes into a purple spray of goo. On the far ridge John117 smiles and says, "Nothing like fishing with worms!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted November 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 A Grunt walks up to a Hunter and complains of being hungry. The Hunter scoffs at him and turns to search the far ridge for Spartans. Still unbelievably hungry, the Grunt reaches out and grabs a handful of worms from the Hunters back. "You fool! I will kill you for......" at that instant the Hunter collapses to the ground dead. "No you won't", says the Grunt, "now I will have my fill of worms!" As he reached down for another handful his head explodes into a purple spray of goo. On the far ridge John117 smiles and says, "Nothing like fishing with worms!" lol, thats a good one. Kat once stuck her hand in Jorge's mouth and said "what a matter kat got you tongue" that was the last time she made that mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted November 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 A grunt walks into a bar, but don't worry he's fine. He had an iron skull What do you call an elite who like's internet culture? A l33t. Why do people hate infection forms? Their too clingy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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