Father B Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Betrayed a teammate? Your trash-talk get out of hand? Made a little kid cry by pwning him too hard? Tend to steal kills from your own team even when it's uncalled for? As the resident chaplain, I thought it might be a nice (and perhaps hysterical) thing to have a place to come and confess your multiplayer sins. Your confessions need not be solely about Halo's MP. It could be about CoD, BF, GoW, or what-have-you. Multiplayer in general is what I'm talking about. And don't feel obligated. I'm not here to make you feel bad. Quite the opposite. I'm here to make you feel good (about being bad). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John-117 Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Father or Chaplin. I would like to confess that yesterday I was playing BF3 and I chased my friend with a knife and accidentally killed him. Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Father Bullet this is just too good! Thanks for the smile and a good thread. Now Father I do need to confess a few things myself. First, I confess that I have thrown a grenade from distance into someone else's close quarter battle and not only "stolen" the kill, but betrayed a team mate in the process. Secondly Father I did head snipe a friend on more than one occasion for the humor of it. I ask forgiveness for my transgressions against my fellow players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 I played Reach the other night... and stole a persons kill... twice... he was trying to assassinate them and well... he had no shields and I gave them a headshot. Also... I killed 60+ people as well while I was playing... On a lighter note.... I forgot to pray over my cereal this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Father forgive me for I have sinned, for I have triple betrayed my team-mates (for the laugh I might add) I was tagged with a plasma grenade and took it upon myself in the confusion to run into the middle of my team-mates who were guarding the reactor thingy in Invasion, needless to say i killed everyone, whilst i do ask for forgiveness, I also ask forgiveness for not saving the video for Achievement Hunters fails of the week, that is probably the biggest sin ever!! Yours humble servant Jester ps. Total Mayhem loving your sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted November 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Father or Chaplin. I would like to confess that yesterday I was playing BF3 and I chased my friend with a knife and accidentally killed him. Haha Ahem! *regains his composure* I understand, my son. It can be humorous indeed to feign homicidal rage toward friends. But we have to remember where to draw the line and say, "Enough is enough." "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away," and "Payback's a b<expleted>". Remember to apologize after wiping the tears of joy from your eyes, so that any incoming retribution need not occur during a critical time during a match. Your penance is five Hail Mary's and say something nice to one troll in-game before or after you PWN their behind. Go with Twam's blessing, my child. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 forgive me father for i have sinned. while playing Team slayer on Breakpoint i got in the driver seat of the warthog at the beginning of a match, my friend got on the gunner seat and another person jumped in the passenger seat. the first thing i do is drive towards the bridge and i end up missing the bridge and driving off the cliff commenting suicide and killing my two teammates starting our team off -3 to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinreaper Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Forgive me father for I have sinned. 2 weeks ago during a CTF match, I unplugged my wired connection and then plugged it back in, forcing me to be temporarily disconnected from Live, then re-connected again. As you know, this forces everyone but you out of the match on your end and leaves you wide open to win and capture all flag scores. Not my proudest moment, but I did not have time to finish the match regularly...my wife was rushing me to get moving to finish shopping for the day. But none the less...I felt dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Forgive me father for I have sinned. 2 weeks ago during a CTF match, I unplugged my wired connection and then plugged it back in, forcing me to be temporarily disconnected from Live, then re-connected again. As you know, this forces everyone but you out of the match on your end and leaves you wide open to win and capture all flag scores. Not my proudest moment, but I did not have time to finish the match regularly...my wife was rushing me to get moving to finish shopping for the day. But none the less...I felt dirty. that is quality lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted November 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 … *Stifles his chuckling* On the first count of 'nading into a melee, my son, I'd say you already know the lesson therein. A kill that comes at the cost of a teammate is not as valuable as a kill alone. It's worth so much more! Ahem, I mean, perhaps to us by ourselves, but not always to the team. Perhaps you should begin to take a moment before hurling grenades at an enemy to check for friendly IFF signatures. And on the second count… well, there really is not much that can be said. "Boys will be boys," I guess. Though I hope you wouldn't do such a thing to cost a match. Twam be with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Forgive me father for I have sinned. 2 weeks ago during a CTF match, I unplugged my wired connection and then plugged it back in, forcing me to be temporarily disconnected from Live, then re-connected again. As you know, this forces everyone but you out of the match on your end and leaves you wide open to win and capture all flag scores. Not my proudest moment, but I did not have time to finish the match regularly...my wife was rushing me to get moving to finish shopping for the day. But none the less...I felt dirty. Just WOW! That is so "old school" of a cheat it is beneath you! LMAO because on one hand you are educating the ignorant on cheating and on the other hand it's just funny that it still works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted November 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 I played Reach the other night... and stole a persons kill... twice... he was trying to assassinate them and well... he had no shields and I gave them a headshot. Also... I killed 60+ people as well while I was playing... On a lighter note.... I forgot to pray over my cereal this morning. First, if he's a player who ALWAYS goes for an assassination over a straight-up beatdown, then he deserves to have his victims stolen from him. You are forgiven. Second, well done. What's to forgive? Third, did your cereal taste any worse than it would had you prayed over it? Twam be with you. Father forgive me for I have sinned, for I have triple betrayed my team-mates (for the laugh I might add) I was tagged with a plasma grenade and took it upon myself in the confusion to run into the middle of my team-mates who were guarding the reactor thingy in Invasion, needless to say i killed everyone, whilst i do ask for forgiveness, I also ask forgiveness for not saving the video for Achievement Hunters fails of the week, that is probably the biggest sin ever!! Yours humble servant Jester ps. Total Mayhem loving your sig My son, it is entirely understandable. When winning a match we aren't always treated to the laugh-out-loud funny hijinks that make multiplayer so much fun. I myself am guilty of costing my team a match by blowing myself up with a SPNKR. It was accidental, of course, but absolutely hilarious, to me if not my team. Going from a lead of +2 to a final loss by -1 all because I suicided… That was the last match I played that night. Brought a tear to my eye, and split my sides from laughing. But I digress… The real shame is that no video of your epic lolz exists. That'll be twenty Halo Mary's and being nice to trolls in the matchmaking lobby for the next week. For shame, Jester. For shame. Twam be with you, despite your blasphemy. forgive me father for i have sinned. while playing Team slayer on Breakpoint i got in the driver seat of the warthog at the beginning of a match, my friend got on the gunner seat and another person jumped in the passenger seat. the first thing i do is drive towards the bridge and i end up missing the bridge and driving off the cliff commenting suicide and killing my two teammates starting our team off -3 to 0 I understand completely, my son. See, subconsciously you tapped into your good nature and handicapped your team to give your opponent team a better chance. You understand? Nothing is to forgive here, my child. Now go, have fun. Twam be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 ps. Total Mayhem loving your sig Gotta represent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 I understand completely, my son. See, subconsciously you tapped into your good nature and handicapped your team to give your opponent team a better chance. You understand? Nothing is to forgive here, my child. Now go, have fun. Twam be with you. Thank you Father, i can now play halo with a clear conscious again, and i'd like to point out i finished 12 and 5 that round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted November 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Forgive me father for I have sinned. 2 weeks ago during a CTF match, I unplugged my wired connection and then plugged it back in, forcing me to be temporarily disconnected from Live, then re-connected again. As you know, this forces everyone but you out of the match on your end and leaves you wide open to win and capture all flag scores. Not my proudest moment, but I did not have time to finish the match regularly...my wife was rushing me to get moving to finish shopping for the day. But none the less...I felt dirty. Clarify. This was done purposely? There was no connection difficulty? If yes, I'm sure you're forgiven, Twin. If no… Twam have mercy on you should you do it again. By the power vested in me by Twam and the 343i.org user agreement, I hereby sentence you to continue being as you are. Any deviation will be met with frowns, disappointment, and eventual forgiveness by the community. Twam be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Just WOW! That is so "old school" of a cheat it is beneath you! LMAO because on one hand you are educating the ignorant on cheating and on the other hand it's just funny that it still works. its got me thinking though, i wonder if this would work in a game of stockpile? might be an easy way of gettign ate all the chips achievement lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Not in game related... but.. Forgive me for causing a small off topic discussion in the "Game Collections" thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentLoFi Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Forgive me father for I have sinned. Alcohol and halo do not mix well for me as one match I completely forgot which team I was on and proceeded to shoot, nade, and kill my team for a good couple minutes before I realised my error (I honestly thought I was kicking some a*s). Never play halo after a long night of drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Betrayed a teammate? Your trash-talk get out of hand? Made a little kid cry by pwning him too hard? Tend to steal kills from your own team even when it's uncalled for? As the resident chaplain, I thought it might be a nice (and perhaps hysterical) thing to have a place to come and confess your multiplayer sins. Your confessions need not be solely about Halo's MP. It could be about CoD, BF, GoW, or what-have-you. Multiplayer in general is what I'm talking about. And don't feel obligated. I'm not here to make you feel bad. Quite the opposite. I'm here to make you feel good (about being bad). Hmmm... I've been told I sucked when I have a 3.7 K/D in GoW 3... and I use telekinesis as my hands to press buttons and use the analog sticks on a controller... does that make me a cripple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted November 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hmmm... I've been told I sucked when I have a 3.7 K/D in GoW 3... and I use telekinesis as my hands to press buttons and use the analog sticks on a controller... does that make me a cripple? Uh… If you're asking if that makes you disabled, then obviously not. Go now with Twam's blessing, my Artificially Intelligent child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Silverado Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Father, I have a confession that may be the worst of them all. I threw a plasma grenade and it stuck on his face, but when it did he fired his rocket launcher and accidently betrayed his teammate. I.... I approached him and tbagged him till his body disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 I have a confesion Reverend. There was a team mate who was provoking me. I lost my patience and ran him over with a wraith. I am sorry reverend. Please forgive me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted November 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Father, I have a confession that may be the worst of them all. I threw a plasma grenade and it stuck on his face, but when it did he fired his rocket launcher and accidently betrayed his teammate. I.... I approached him and tbagged him till his body disappeared. You stuck him right in the face and he still fired his SPNKR even though he couldn't see? And you were the only one tea-bagging him? HERESY! There should have been MORE! If you see him again, you better damn well do it again, and see if you can get others to join in. Twam knows that I would if I could. Twam be with you, my son. I have a confesion Reverend. There was a team mate who was provoking me. I lost my patience and ran him over with a wraith. I am sorry reverend. Please forgive me? It is not I from whom you seek forgiveness, my son. But did you at least win the match? Five Halo Mary's and let someone else drive the vehicle in the next few team matches. That ought to be enough for redemption. Go with Twam's blessing, my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGYPTIANGHETTO Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 i said I wont play halo untill CEA comes out for added effect, after 2 days of CoD and the godfather i went back to reach on a side note, i made you a signature. its in my shop added heres the link http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd142/razoriron/fatherbullet.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted November 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 i said I wont play halo untill CEA comes out for added effect, after 2 days of CoD and the godfather i went back to reach It's alright, my son. After all, even in its weakest form, Halo will always trump games such as those. So it has always been. So it will always be. You needn't worry yourself over such minor of the minor transgressions. Go now with Twam's blessing, my child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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