Mafia: Classic III - Development Hell, 22.0 [GAME-OVER]

It was eleven past the hour... Drizzy had been in hiding for almost 50 minutes, sitting on his quads in a thorny bush. He was on the lookout for that crazed cat-man who appeared out of nowhere a while ago, and began terrorizing the once peaceful island full of death, destruction, and now even MORE destruction. Orlando was on the lookout in plain sight outside the bush, ready to die with Drizzy like the comrades they were.

It felt like it happened only yesterday... even though it happened like an hour ago. Pro-Town was in the middle of having a fiesta celebrating the death of Wam... Except he's not actually dead, but buried alive in a shallow grave - currently counting the number of unique roaches entering, and leaving his tomb. In any case, a heavily suppressed Wam is a good Wam, and Pro-Town wants to reap the benefits of it for as long as they can.

Orlando however was on edge. He had been hearing mysterious rustling in the bushes for exactly 2 minutes - the time it took for me to explain the situation - and maybe, possibly 50 minutes before that even. After a minute more of loud banging, construction noises and ear-splitting grinding Orlando finally decided to see what was up. He parted the leaves of the bush, and saw Drizzy sharpening a stick into a spear with his crusty finger nails:

"What the hell are you doing in here?!"

Drizzy was confused with Orlando suddenly forgetting the plan, "Wat?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOIIIINNNG?!??"

"Oh lol, imma makin me a speah. Go away, ur givin up ma positon. Imma campin'!"

Orlando didn't like this alibi at all, and decided to punt Drizzy into the sunset, but the sunset was a tad too far away to reach, so he settled for the rocky shallows by the beach. Drizzlith slammed into the rocks with a loud, chainsaw-jet-engine-like blast of noise. Pro-Town stopped what they were doing, and to their dismay Wam emerged from his grave with a mouthful of roaches - disturbed from his eternal slumber by all the racket.

"Ouchies...!"

"Da WHUT? WHY U MAKIN DA NOISE, DIRZA?"

"Nyeah say, nyeaaaah!", exclaimed rrhuntington.

"I was protectin' frum da Beer! Whey u forgit?"

"HWAT?!?"

Drizzy knew what was coming, but these poor, stupid id'gits hadn't a clue. Even though the island had been destroyed in a fiery blaze not long ago Drizzy still somehow survived, but what was strange was that the destruction he saw... seems to have never actually happened. Everyone was still alive, and no one appears to remember anything... It was like it was just a vision, a grim message only for he to witness. Both he & Orlando did not discard their animosity for each other, and form a brief friendship out of total fear. Wam was not only buried, but dead underneath a mountain of roach corpses - a humongous bottle of RAID took em all out... Did Drizzy somehow travel back in time?! He must warn them of the destroye-!"

Then out of nowhere Beerus The Destroyer manifested with his lackey, Whis. They had been lured here by the delicious strudels being cooked over the open flame in the middle of the beach - the aroma traveling across time, and space to reach their domain far away in a distant galaxy:

"Yo dawg, I heard der was a Luncheon here yo?"

"SHUT. UP. BEERUS.", Whis smacked the baby boy on the back of the skull, and caused internal bleeding.

Bills rubbed his noggin, "Whey, Wizz, wheey??"

"What is this, a prison?? WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS, YOU FREAKING-??"

"oh noooooooo, th destroyaaah!", said Drizoi ahead of Whis laying some serious smackdown on the insolent Beerus. The shout surprised Beerus, piquing his interest that someone knew who he was. Bills hovered over to the crumpled Drizzly, and stooped down:

"Ya hoid ah mee?"

"Uhhh duh, stuppid. I saw yeur here befoeh..."

"Nu uh."

"Yaes?"

"NO."

"WHAT?"

"Who you?"

"Who me?? Who YOU?!"

"OH HELL NAAWWW!"

Beerus charged the biggest ball of plasma in the solar system, and launched it down at the Earth. Orlando tried to stop it with a Kamekameha, then a Spirit Bomb, and then by going x20,000,000 Kaio-Kalamari, but totally flunked, and took the entire brunt of the energy blast on himself alone.

The cat-god uttered some words about destruction or something, and Whis karate-chopped him back to his bed halfway across the universe before heading off in the same direction. Pro-Town had no idea what the hell just happened, or who a Birch was, but they DID know that a good State had fallen today. Poor, poor Florida... They made a note to never talk about Florida ever again.

Orlando, Civilian, erased from existence.

You have 48 hours or less until Round 8.

Player List:

Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
Drizzy_Dan
Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
Kakashi_Hatake
Yang Xiao Long
Church, Civilian - Executed, Round 7
Delpen9, Juggernaut - Lynched, Round 6
rrhuntington
Wam
BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
Orlando, Civilian - Lynched, Round 7
Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

Role Status:

Halo6 Follower · October 14, 2016

I never was killed during the last Mafia game.

I hope everyone has learnt from their mistakes.

Know this: I could have easily destroyed you all. But I won't. After all...

Now, about those strudels...?

Edited October 14, 2016 by Haloween Follower

Axilus Prime · October 14, 2016

This is what happens when Protown forgets to vote

Caboose The Ace · October 14, 2016

This is what happpns when you finally realise this site has died. Btw is there a suicide option? May as well go kill ourselves now were finished for.

Edited October 14, 2016 by Caboose The Ace

BATMAN · October 14, 2016

This is what happpns when you finally realise this site has died. Btw is there a suicide option? May as well go kill ourselves now were finished for.

You're quite a cheerful one, aren't you?

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 14, 2016

This is what happpns when you finally realise this site has died. Btw is there a suicide option? May as well go kill ourselves now were finished for.

It takes a little perseverance to actually win, and from my point of view you still have a shot at it.

Caboose The Ace · October 14, 2016

No but lets be fair here, nobody's playing this game in enough numbers on the pro town side, we have numbers and we know exactly who the mafians are but we can't win. Yeah we may as well give up, I'm just being honest, we all know we don't have a shot.

Delpen9 · October 14, 2016

The Mafians have been inactive for almost the entire game.

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 15, 2016

The Mafians have been inactive for almost the entire game.

If they were we'd be having allot less Executions.

No but lets be fair here, nobody's playing this game in enough numbers on the pro town side, we have numbers and we know exactly who the mafians are but we can't win. Yeah we may as well give up, I'm just being honest, we all know we don't have a shot.

Then that is no one's fault but their own. If you don't commit then you will surely lose, that's no secret. BUT if you decide it's already over before it's actually over then you'll lose for sure.

Put in a little effort, and you'll be surprised what comes out of it. But if you still lose then at least you'll have the cred to say you tried to stop it instead of not doing anything at all.

Frankenzer · October 15, 2016

uh oh this is looking bad

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 17, 2016

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

ROUND 3:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 4:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 5:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

ROUND 6:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-10

ROUND 7:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-10

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-11?do=findComment&comment=386853

ROUND 8:

Execution & Suspect List: below

Lynch:

The only screams heard this night are of the untold monstrosities still hidden in the island's unexplored forests. Any Mafian still left alive after all this time keeps their ill will to themselves... for now.

Meanwhile, the Townies held a tribunal to decide who among them still remains a turncoat... No one was safe from scrutiny, and anyone who even remotely tried to escape would be shot on sight with extreme prejudice by the Tribal Moderator Drizzy_Dan holding an RPG. Wam applied multiple times for the position, but was heavily opposed every time.

Safe and sound behind their makeshift sand fort towering over 50 feet tall, and with no indication that anything vile would be bothering them tonight, the Townies began their trials...

Suspect List:

rrhuntington

Kakashi_Hatake

Wam

Yang Xiao Long

RNG

Null

You have 48 hours to decide who dies (or not) in the Lynch.

Player List:

Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
Drizzy_Dan
Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
Kakashi_Hatake
Yang Xiao Long
Church, Civilian - Executed, Round 7
Delpen9, Juggernaut - Lynched, Round 6
rrhuntington
Wam
BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
Orlando, Civilian - Lynched, Round 7
Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

Role Status:

Axilus Prime · October 17, 2016

I vote Kakashi. THIS is our final shot. Everyone VOTE KAKASHI NOW!

Frankenzer · October 17, 2016

I vote Kakashi

Composite Armour · October 17, 2016

I wanna call a timeout, there's been a mix-up.

BATMAN · October 17, 2016

Voting for Kakashi.

Caboose The Ace · October 17, 2016

Voting for Kakarashi or whatever.

Drizzy_Dan · October 18, 2016

I vote yang he's gotta be a mafian

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 18, 2016

I misconstrued the Mafian's intended target as Mr. Kittens instead of who they actually wanted to kill: Mr. Skeletal AKA Yang.

So to fix this mistake Yang Xiao Long, the Detective, will be the Executed target for this Round. Yang will also be removed from the Suspect List, and be replaced by Drizzy_Dan.

Sorry for the inconvenience. Carry on.

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 18, 2016

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

ROUND 3:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 4:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 5:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

ROUND 6:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-10

ROUND 7:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-10

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-11?do=findComment&comment=386853

ROUND 8:

Execution & Suspect List: below

Execution:

The Tribunal lasted a mere half-hour before things went to hell in a hand-basket again. The lights shut off out of nowhere, and a loud scuffle commenced within the designated judgement zone in the middle of the room.

After a brief moment of silence there was a blood-curdling scream, and then a loud "PLOP!"... The lights flickered, and re-illuminated the room as it was before. To everyone's horror before them on the floor was some skeleton Halloween decoration wearing a witch's hat, and grasping a broomstick... and to the right of this was a large mass of... something fleshy.

Wam poked the remains for a full minute before deducing that Yang had somehow been scared out of his skin! Nobody believed him of course, and they themselves came to the conclusion that Yang had been kidnapped by a roaming band of wild boars, and drug off into the forest to be eaten alive. Despite how ludicrous this sounded, Wam agreed wholeheartedly without disputing it.

Totally spooked and not wanting to even remotely try and split up to find clues (everyone knows how THAT ends), everyone did a lazy salute to the fallen without even attempting to see if Yang was still alive somewhere, and rrhuntington quickly hauled the blob of flesh out back to the dumpster before the imaginary creepy-crawlies could nab him. The skeleton however was strung up in the courtroom to increase the spooky-factor by a factor of 400...

Yang Xiao Long, Detective, literally scared out of his skin.

Suspect List:

Drizzy_Dan

Kakashi_Hatake

Wam

rrhuntington

RNG

Null

You NOW have 48 hours to decide who dies (or not) in the Lynch.

Player List:

Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
Drizzy_Dan
Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
Kakashi_Hatake
Yang Xiao Long, Detective - Executed, Round 8
Church, Civilian - Executed, Round 7
Delpen9, Juggernaut - Lynched, Round 6
rrhuntington
Wam
BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
Orlando, Civilian - Lynched, Round 7
Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

Role Status:

Composite Armour · October 18, 2016

Wam has activated my trap card.

I vote Wam.

Drizzy_Dan · October 18, 2016

It was probably Drizzy but I'm gonna vote Wam

Frankenzer · October 18, 2016

I vote Kakashi

Last stand Pro-Town!

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