Mafia: Classic III - Development Hell, 22.0 [GAME-OVER]

The mob's rage reached an all-time high upon sight of the late Chicken-Noodle-Cabus. As the blood-vessels in some necks burst, and aneurysms began to brew Pro-Town hastily cobbled together a list of suspects, but before anyone could begin an analysis a sudden unanimous vote singled out Composite Armour for some reason. Most historians today chock this up to swamp gas in the atmosphere reflecting the light from the star Sirius into the Townies' eyes, causing them to frenzy.

Composite, in the middle of deep, intellectual thought on how much Predator Tanks actually cost, was unexpectedly drop-kicked by Orlando, and reverse-suplexed by Kakashi_Hatake before being drug out to the gallows. There he was strung up by his undies to dangle for all the world to see.

Feeling as though they were getting a little ahead of themselves, the drones convened amongst themselves wondering if Composite should be given a more... "spectacular" death. The mysteriously mysterious Wam emerged from the shadows with the brilliant suggestion to extract toaster strudels from the condemned, to which the hordes agreed with wholeheartedly.

However Frankenzer (the mention of strudels triggering flashbacks, and causing him to go absolutely bananas) jumped onto a man-cannon, soared halfway across the map, and 720 Quadruple-Body-Slammed Composite Armor midair into some jagged rocks behind the gallows - Frankenzer afterwards plummeting into the sea, and sinking like a rock. Though heavily weakened the Ledgend endured, built to last like a tank.

Before Composite could retaliate a surprise Orlando jumped Composite (seemingly waiting this whole time to finish Composite off), and pinned him in a headlock. His quarry finally within his grasp, Orlando proceeded to noogie Composite with some brass knuckles for approximately 1 hour. Apparently the Townies were too preoccupied with trying to drudge Frank from the bottom of a deep ocean trench, and completely forgot about the entire Lynch.

That day, Wam vowed to never eat a toaster strudel ever again.

Composite Armour, Goon, noogied to death.

You have 48 hours or less until Round 5, Part 1 is posted.

Player List:

Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
Frankenzer
Drizzy_Dan
Melody
Kakashi_Hatake
Yang Xiao Long
Church
Delpen9, Juggernaut - 1/2 Lynched, Round 3
rrhuntington
Wam
BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
Dat Boi
Orlando
Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

Role Status:

Axilus Prime · September 26, 2016

Melody · September 26, 2016

I knew it all along, hahahahahaha

Mr Kittens and Gibberish · September 27, 2016

I knew it all along, hahahahahaha

Ive been trying to get his :censored: lynched from round 2. But nobody listened. Until now. I am protown, I am trying to help you guys.

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 1, 2016

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

ROUND 3:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 4:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 5:

Execution & Suspect List: below

Execution:

Meanwhile in the Pro-Town Freedom Force Strongroom, Mr Kittens and Gibberish was in the middle of dying from the cold when a strange figure walked in carrying a syringe of strange liquid. The spectre-like being, manifesting itself as a lion to Mr Kittens but some old crone holding a cane to us because Mr Kittens is hallucinating, stated that the syringe could fix all of Mr Kittens problems. Without hesitation, Mr Kittens took the needle, and injected the Oreo Cookie Cream directly into his bloodstream to the surprise of the phantasm. Oh yeah, they forgot to mention that it was liquefied Oreos.

The old codger was then revealed to be the Don, but how they managed to infiltrate the super-secret Pro-Town bunker is a mystery. Well until they said they just waltzed in with literally no resistance. Everyone else was probably out for the week or something.

It was after the deed had been done that the remainder of Pro-Town returned to stumble upon the grisly scene before them: Mr Kittens sprawled on the ground - skin as crispety and crunchety as ever. They put Mr Kittens in the fridge to save for later, and afterwards vowed revenge against the Mafia...

Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic, turned into an Oreo.

Suspect List:

Wam

Kakashi_Hatake

Frankenzer

Yang Xaio Long

RNG

Null

You have 48 hours to decide who dies (or not) in the Lynch.

Player List:

Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
Frankenzer
Drizzy_Dan
Melody
Kakashi_Hatake
Yang Xiao Long
Church
Delpen9, Juggernaut - 1/2 Lynched, Round 3
rrhuntington
Wam
BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
Orlando
Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

Role Status:

Drizzy_Dan · October 1, 2016

It's not over yet, we ~~can~~ still ~~destroy the enemy core~~ outnumber them.

Axilus Prime · October 1, 2016

The Don is the last Mafian we don't have anything on, since we know the Spy is either Drizzy or Melody and that can just be figured out at the very end of the game.

This list has provided us with a pretty good opportunity though. One of the FIRST THREE PEOPLE on this list is Mafia. We kill one at random NOW, and the next round the Detective will investigate one of the remaining two, unless we were lucky enough to get him on the first try. If the one investigated is the Don, they're marked for death. If they're not, the other person is the Don and is marked for death.

I vote Frank.

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 1, 2016

Crap, forgot to add RNG and Null to the list. Will soon fix.

Frankenzer · October 1, 2016

Uhh I'm not mafian doe

Guts · October 1, 2016

I'm voting Wam for now

Melody · October 1, 2016

Voting Franky. :3

BATMAN · October 1, 2016

Uh-oh. I forgot what was going on.

Mr Kittens and Gibberish · October 1, 2016

The one time I planned on protecting myself, I couldn't. *sigh*

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 1, 2016

Look on the bright side. At least you have delicious creme filling now.

Frankenzer · October 2, 2016

oh come on guys, you know that I act different as a Mafian -_-

Melody · October 2, 2016

oh come on guys, you know that I act different as a Mafian

Yeah... and you sound very convincing right now.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and you dead.

Well guess what buddy old pal? YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME BUDDY!

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 2, 2016

Votes are locked. The Lynch will be posted soon.

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 2, 2016

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

ROUND 3:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 4:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 5:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch: below

ROUND 6:

Lynch:

It took 7 days, and 7 nights for Pro-Town to finally drag Frankenzer from the depths from which he descended after assaulting Composite Armour in the previous Lynch. Even though being at the bottom of the ocean was a major drag, Franku was oblivious to his folly, and the second he was free he proceeded to do a 1080p Sidewinder Jump-Kick into the the tugboat's control room: destroying the console, and stranding everyone on-board at sea.

After 7 more days of tension, and now suffering from extreme starvation, the Townies on the ship began to plot against each other out of sheer frustration and hunger. As their minds began to degrade they noticed something peculiar... The man they spent so much time trying to save was suddenly a gigantic walking Mafian grilled chicken sandwich.

The Don, having locked themself in a storage room full of provisions on the ship, listened to the ongoing rumble pit outside. They looked through a porthole atop a pile of crates, and before their very eyes spied as the Townies swarmed Franku as he flailed his scrumptious chicken wings around - judo-chopping every living thing within arm's reach.

With a grin plastered across their face, the Don gleefully looked upon the ravenous Townies tearing Franku apart limb-from-limb. They all grabbed a plate of Franku, and sat around a newly lit flame during the young night...

Frankenzer, Civilian, prepared, cooked, and devoured like the colossal chicken sandwich he is.

You have 48 hours or less until Round 6.

Player List:

Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
Drizzy_Dan
Melody
Kakashi_Hatake
Yang Xiao Long
Church
Delpen9, Juggernaut - 1/2 Lynched, Round 3
rrhuntington
Wam
BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
Orlando
Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

Role Status:

Melody · October 3, 2016

...

Frankenzer · October 3, 2016

Well boys, that's how I died x_x

BATMAN · October 3, 2016

Whelp, that's another civvie down.

We're taking casualties!

Delpen9 · October 4, 2016

Good job, Melody.

I_Make_Big_Boom · October 4, 2016

Round Links:

ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

ROUND 3:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 4:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

ROUND 5:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

ROUND 6:

Execution & Suspect List: below

Execution:

After Wam staged a mutiny aboard the stranded tugboat (initializing a destabilization of the young democracy) it soon after capsized, and jettisoned all aboard into the sea... except Melody, who had stowed away somewhere in the storage chambers along with someone else within storage. Unbeknownst to the sailors but knownst to us she was on the verge of suffocation underneath a mountain of packing peanuts when the ship did a barrel roll. All throughout the Townies' tenure on deck she was shadowing a shady figure who was also camping out within storage - they both hid within the vast space unknowing of the others presence after things got hairy topside.

Her apprehension to make contact with them was due to the fact that the person in question was playing chess all on their lonesome with a bag of severed fingers turned chess-pieces. Concluding that the being was hella spooky, Melody decided the best course of action would be to get as close as she could to the person, and detonate a tactical nuclear device. However, knownst to her but unbeknownst to us there actually WAS a nuke stashed within a crate behind a wall of supplies - her current predicament underneath dangerously nonlethal packing peanuts was a result of her search for the device.

Unfortunately for her this ghostly figure, having an overly dramatic reveal despite everyone expecting them to be there, REVEALED themself to be... The Don?!?!??!?! NOOO???

The Don was suspicious of the strangely repetitious scratching noises made by human-sized rats behind the crates, and went to investigate. With the Don almost upon her, and the human-sized rats giving her the stink eye atop some crates above her (readying themselves to pounce, and consume Melody), Melody made one last push and tumbled into the box she was looking for - the nuke glistening like a fresh, runny poo on the front lawn.

However, the Don was made known of the plot - themself waiting to use the nuke as a last resort against the ravenous Townies if they should sniff them out - and scrambled to intercept Melody before she could activate the doomsday weapon. However, the manrats that were trained in advanced forms of martial arts jumped the Don, and did battle with them in a large arena weirdly too big for the ship.

Outside, the Townies were adrift in the ocean, watching the overturned ship float farther, and farther away. Despite morale being at an all-time low Wam still held hope that the great god Destruct Septim would shine down upon him in his time of need. With a whistle of the wind Wam's prayer had been answered: a Black Hawk descended from the sky, and offered salvation to those who wished it. With his faith rewarded, Wam shoved everyone else down to use them as stepping stones to get in the heli: making very sure to allow Drizzy_Dan to get within 99.99% of being safe within the helicopter before pushing him back out into the water.

Unbeknownst to you, but actually knownst to me, but also soon knownst to you, but not really knownst to the two groups of people on and off the boat... The Mexican Standoff between Melody, the Don, and the manrats (with a little help from the roaring crowd) had reached it's conclusion: the Don retained their World-Championship Crown against the manrat contenders.

With their arch-nemesises defeated, the Don returned back to their original objective. However, Melody had already bypassed 149 different safety protocols in the nuke's mainframe, and was fast approaching the last. Knowing they would not be able to stop Melody's leegit hacking skills in time, the Don decided to prematurely make their leave... But before that, the Don snuck up behind Melody, and handcuffed her to the nuke to offer her a choice of demise: death by drowning, or death by her own hand upon the nuke's detonation because she has an insatiable hunger for hacking. Then the Don pulled out a literal deus ex machina in the form of a teleportation device, and vanished from Melody's sight forever. Ain't nobody know where they went, not even meself. Oh wait they reappeared on the Black Hawk with the other cannibals.

As the ship sunk ever more into the depths Melody hastily attempted to stop herself from hacking the nuke, but it was far too late: the nuke was totally curbstomped by Melody. An almighty flash erupted from the device, and for a moment Melody could see the nuke crying like a little baby like the scrublord it was.

A apocalyptic eruption... well... erupted with the ship as the epicenter, and the heli carrying Wam & co. was sent spiraling out of control due to the massive EMP. Drizzy peed his pants, and the peepee got in everyones faces as the bird crash-landed on an island that was deserted.... Orlando had a cow, and Frankenzer's ghost karate-chopped rrhuntington right between the eye-sockets right before running into the forest, and never being seen again.

Nuclear ash rained down from the heavens as the survivors survived in survival. There on the beach looking back at the destruction before them they agreed that someone should pay for this misdeed...

Melody, Civilian, nuked.

Suspect List:

Delpen9

Wam

Drizzy_Dan

Kakashi_Hatake

RNG

Null

You have 48 hours to decide who dies (or not) in the Lynch.

Player List:

Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
Drizzy_Dan
Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
Kakashi_Hatake
Yang Xiao Long
Church
Delpen9, Juggernaut - 1/2 Lynched, Round 3
rrhuntington
Wam
BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
Orlando
Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

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