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I totally peeve shaving now.


Heinzkompf

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Like many of us among here, I was participating in Brovember. However, a revelation came upon me. If I shaved my neck and stache, I could be bestowed the looks of Wolverine! So I did as of 10 minutes prior to this psot. And, naturally, I was punished by the bro Gods and cut myself shaving. In my moment of unawares, my attention focused solely on my bleeding neck, I failed to notice I didn't stop shaving. Until I noticed I had but half a beard left. Wet, bloody, hungry and dissapointed, I shaved everything but my soul patch, the only surviving perfect patch.

 

Does anyone else know my pain?

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