ZB-85 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 (edited) Staff Response JUST SO EVERYONE IS AWARE CAN WE KEEP THE JOKES CLEAN PLEASE, NO RUDE OR OFFENSIVE ONES, AND KEEP THE BAD LANGUAGE AWAY PLEASE. THE FORUM IS VISITED BY PEOPLE OF ALL AGES, THANK YOU SPECTRAL JESTER Pretty simple, put a funny joke. Please try to keep the jokes appropriate.I'll start:Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"Now your turn. Have fun!! Edited March 23, 2012 by ZB-85 Joke Warning Added Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lᴜᴋᴇ Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 JOKE REMOVED BY MYSELF! Not having a repeat of what happened with Theorix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Well this thread became inappropriate fast, disturbingly fast actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted March 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Lets try to keep it clean. Thankyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptorUnbound Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight, the loser had to wear underwear on the outside of his pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biggles Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted March 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaguroth Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 There's 3 women on a plane, one redhead, one brunette, one blonde. The pilot says they can each throw one small object off the plane. The readhead throws an apple, the brunette an orange, and the blonde a grenade. When the plane lands the three women go their separate ways. The redhead is walking and sees a little girl crying and asks what happened, the girl replied "An apple fell out of the sky and killed my grandma" The brunette is walking and sees a little boy crying and asks what happened, the boy replied "An orange fell out of the sky and killed my dog" The blonde is walking and sees another blonde laughing hysterically, and asks what she is laughing at, to which she replied "I farted and the building behind me blew up" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lᴜᴋᴇ Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm blonde Nah, jus kidding. (I am blonde, I'm just not offended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…” A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse not able to speak, looks around confused, turns around and walks out of the bar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Jester Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 A man walks into a bar Ouch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaguroth Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIREN4 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 FIREN4 writes an essay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted March 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 That was probably the funniest one so far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 A neutron asks for the bill at the bar, the bartender says "for you, no charge". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sportan Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 Love the nerdy jokes! Oxygen asks Potassium and Sodium, " You want to go watch a movie?" "'K" says Potassium. Sodium says, "Na" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStarRocket91 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 Did you hear about the deaf man who was wrongly sent to prison for 20 years? He was given a bad hearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 So, the man asks the bartender to recommend a good drink. The bartender says "how 'bout a grasshopper?" So, the guy orders a grasshopper. Then he's walking home and along the way, he notices a grasshopper. He says to the grasshopper "You know there's a drink named after you?" The grasshopper then says, "There's a drink named Irving?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lᴜᴋᴇ Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 An English, Irish and Scottish man were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless. The English guy said, "I'm the most careless, this morning I ramped a pavement and went head on into a wall, totally writing my car off, and now I have to wear this neck brace." "Wow that is careless." Said the Scottish man, "Not as careless as me though. This morning I drove straight through a red light and into the side of a van. My car is a write off and I've fractured my shoulder." "That is careless." Said the Irish man, "Not as careless as me though. This morning I took a corner too fast, spiraled out of control, went straight into a lamppost and broke both of my legs." "That is careless." Said the English man, "But what happened to your car?" "What car?" Replied the Irish man, "I was walking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted March 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Q: What is the most organized thing in our world? A: Crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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