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Please don't leave me, Halo 4.


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We want to hold your hand all the way, Halo 4. Don't flip the switch on us, baby. I make love to you. I will cry.

 

I fear Halo 4 is going to be a giant mess and a giant failure. Omg. I mean, why would anyone want to run in a first person shooter? Because people naturally just walk through gunfire, so it makes no sense to run. People who run from gunshots is a ***** move. Sure, we are playing a Spartan that is slower than Master Chief, but leave the sprint out.

 

And the BR is really bulky and has a stripe on it. What gun does that. If I want a stripe or LEDs on my gun, I'll play CoD.

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We want to hold your hand all the way, Halo 4. Don't flip the switch on us, baby. I make love to you. I will cry.

 

I fear Halo 4 is going to be a giant mess and a giant failure. Omg. I mean, why would anyone want to run in a first person shooter? Because people naturally just walk through gunfire, so it makes no sense to run. People who run from gunshots is a ***** move. Sure, we are playing a Spartan that is slower than Master Chief, but leave the sprint out.

 

And the BR is really bulky and has a stripe on it. What gun does that. If I want a stripe or LEDs on my gun, I'll play CoD.

 

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I'm not even going to bother adding a long paragraph about how stupid that post was...

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We want to hold your hand all the way, Halo 4. Don't flip the switch on us, baby. I make love to you. I will cry.

 

I fear Halo 4 is going to be a giant mess and a giant failure. Omg. I mean, why would anyone want to run in a first person shooter? Because people naturally just walk through gunfire, so it makes no sense to run. People who run from gunshots is a ***** move. Sure, we are playing a Spartan that is slower than Master Chief, but leave the sprint out.

 

And the BR is really bulky and has a stripe on it. What gun does that. If I want a stripe or LEDs on my gun, I'll play CoD.

We want to hold your hand all the way, Halo 4. Don't flip the switch on us, baby. I make love to you. I will cry.

 

I fear Halo 4 is going to be a giant mess and a giant failure. Omg. I mean, why would anyone want to run in a first person shooter? Because people naturally just walk through gunfire, so it makes no sense to run. People who run from gunshots is a ***** move. Sure, we are playing a Spartan that is slower than Master Chief, but leave the sprint out.

 

And the BR is really bulky and has a stripe on it. What gun does that. If I want a stripe or LEDs on my gun, I'll play CoD.

 

Somebody been trollin', am I right?

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We want to hold your hand all the way, Halo 4. Don't flip the switch on us, baby. I make love to you. I will cry.

 

I fear Halo 4 is going to be a giant mess and a giant failure. Omg. I mean, why would anyone want to run in a first person shooter? Because people naturally just walk through gunfire, so it makes no sense to run. People who run from gunshots is a ***** move. Sure, we are playing a Spartan that is slower than Master Chief, but leave the sprint out.

 

And the BR is really bulky and has a stripe on it. What gun does that. If I want a stripe or LEDs on my gun, I'll play CoD.

You have provided no argument against including sprint. All you said was that it makes no sense. If you don't like the Halo 4 BR design, then don't use the BR. There'll be other weapons.

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Are you mad, my brother?

 

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What a delightful story.

 

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Seriously though this is the same damn cherry picking you posted in your other post. Stop posting multiple posts if you cant post any interesting posts. Your posts are redundant! I am never redundant in my posts when I post my posts. So I would know wouldn't I?

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That argument (if It's not a terrible joke), is invalid and has nothing to support it. I'm sorry, but that... that was terrible. It needs more behind it before it's taken seriously. I don't mean to bash you, but those points are not good points and they aren't defended well.

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