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Worried your Xbox 360 is getting fat? Don't!

Now, for 300 bucks, you can put your Xbox on the all-new Slim diet! When finished, all you must do it lightly tap the power button to turn in on, and it makes a sexy beep-sound every time it powers on. Oh, and guess what... It's brain expands! Thats right, It now can hold 250 gb of memory. Amazing!

 

Order now, and you can also prevent a serious disease by purchasing this, known as something nearly as bad as Diabetes for humans, called Redringofdeath

 

We will will also include a free wireless controller!

 

Call Right NOW!

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For a ridiculous amount of money, buy an overheating black box that requires desk fans to cool!

Put your Xbox on a ****ty heat-sink diet to lose weight and size with the patheticly more annoying excess heat!

 

This also comes with a £80 hard drive that holds 250GBs!

There's no USB port spare to buy a £75 1TB (1024GB) external hard drive!

Wast **** loads of money today!

 

 

 

 

Order now and learn how to plug in a cable properly to prevent RedRingOfDeath for a few seconds!

 

 

 

 

Also includes this wierd thing that you have to keep putting batteries in all day long!

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