a live dinosaur Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Worried your Xbox 360 is getting fat? Don't! Now, for 300 bucks, you can put your Xbox on the all-new Slim diet! When finished, all you must do it lightly tap the power button to turn in on, and it makes a sexy beep-sound every time it powers on. Oh, and guess what... It's brain expands! Thats right, It now can hold 250 gb of memory. Amazing! Order now, and you can also prevent a serious disease by purchasing this, known as something nearly as bad as Diabetes for humans, called Redringofdeath We will will also include a free wireless controller! Call Right NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 number please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a live dinosaur Posted April 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Old Xbox: 10.97 lb New Xbox: 7.8 lb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lᴜᴋᴇ Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 The new xbox is much better. You forgot to mention that it runs much quieter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biggles Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 i need this phone nnumber, my xbox is dying of fatness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 For a ridiculous amount of money, buy an overheating black box that requires desk fans to cool! Put your Xbox on a ****ty heat-sink diet to lose weight and size with the patheticly more annoying excess heat! This also comes with a £80 hard drive that holds 250GBs! There's no USB port spare to buy a £75 1TB (1024GB) external hard drive! Wast **** loads of money today! Order now and learn how to plug in a cable properly to prevent RedRingOfDeath for a few seconds! Also includes this wierd thing that you have to keep putting batteries in all day long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4sT3r Ch13f S117 Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 My Xbox is old . What is the number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 My X-Box gets a work-out every day. Even though it's a good 4 years old, it still runs like it's only 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpWithAGun Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I wuv my new slim with all my heart and soul! <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 My xbox is the first gen and if about 5 years old but still runs great! I like my chubby xbox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAMAZING T4CO Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 My Xbox is obese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lᴜᴋᴇ Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Watch your Language. Also, cut down your text size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchy Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Ahhhhh i want the new Xbox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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