ZB-85 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 What are some of the funniest sayings you've heard the Covenant say? Mine would have to be Halo 3 a Grunt saying," Run away, oh no he's chasing us, we are going to die! " I'm sure there are even funnier sayings that I probably haven't heard, share them with us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandiBunni Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Halo: Combat Evolved Elite: "Don't you get back up!", "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!", "Wort! Wort! Wort!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 HALO 2 ''SHEILA!!!'' if you scare a Grunt while in a Scorpion with IWHBYD on (even then it's really really rare). HALO: REACH Supposedly I heard this one, so I looked it up, finding it true. Sometimes, when you stick an Unggoy, he'll say something that sounds like, ''****!'' ODST Kamikaze Grunt: ''FEAR MY BLUE BALLS!!'' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iиversiσn Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 "Wake up! The enemy!" This is sometimes said by grunts to other grunts. Many other similar lines are said like this too, upon seeing marines or Master Chief. -MaGIIXz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchy Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I may have misheard but i think i heard an elite say "nice a$$" i know right!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahm Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 "Good thing that food-nibble's waiting for me at the starship 'cause man, have I worked up a big, grunty thirst!" "Bite me" "Cricky!" -Thirsty special ops unggoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I really enjoy these Thanks for the post, ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 The easter egg in Halo 3 with the grunt bad-mouthing the chief. "Hey Demon! The jerk store called! And they're all outta YOU!!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I could have sworn I heard an Elite in Halo 2 with the IWHBYD skull say "Sit Down" to a human soldier after he caved his skull in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStarRocket91 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I once stuck a Brute in the groin in Halo 3 and could have sworn that he yelled 'Not my weak spot!'. Wish I'd thought to save the video... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel Tyrael Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 He's going to hump us with his big demony butt, ha we deserve it! - Halo 3 Grunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuRe PoNy Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 "He was my lover!" - A brute after I killed another brute (IWHBYD skull on). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bashful Brute Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 My favorite is whenever the Grunt says, "me shoots!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted May 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 This is a good one: Halo 3 You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Halo Reach Firefight, I was an Elite. I walked over to a fellow Elite and melee'ed him. He turned around and he told me, "Kiss my a**." I lol'd so hard after that, good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAtStateFarm Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Halo 3, big group of grunts ey? *pulls out BR and pops one* "oh no! you killed yapflip! Or was it flipyap? AH I don't know flipyap and I ent to Nipple academy together!" 2-3 brutes here, *kills one* "NO! you killed my lover!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuRe PoNy Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Halo 3 After swapping weapons with an elite "I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Boo Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 In ODST: Grunt: "Maybe if we kill the demon, we can go home and suck our nipples!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardent Prayer Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Halo 3 With the IWHBYD Skull on: the Elite will say "Is there something in my teeth?" on The Covenant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted June 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'm not entirely sure but I am positive that an Elite on the level "Halo" in Halo 3 said, " Herp de Derp" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N@han FloreZ Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 In Halo 3 if u keep swapping a fuel rod cannon (or maybe any weapon) with an elite eventually hell say "really im not going to kiss you in front of everyone" Check out the video right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3EtmoZnNGM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTMLrulesBRO Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 This is a good one: Halo 3 You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" That was always my favorite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viral Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Something about food nibbles? And one about a suicide Grunt yelling out, "fear my blue balls!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noahsammy99 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 "He was my friend.... YOU *******!" on halo reach when you kill a grunt in firefight sometimes it sounds like they say " More sp**m" ive also heard an elite call me a stuborn jack @$$ before. heard a grunt say " Go home an suck your d**k demon!" In halo 2 if you stare at an elite as the arbiter he says " Arbiter... I think... your...cute". A female marine says " If you want a date just ask" to noble six in reach campaign if you stare at her. A female marine compained about running out of tampons once in reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoKusagani1999 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Oh, Why we love you so much, skulls.... "No Inappropriate Touching!" "We Will Tear You To Bloody Ribbons!" "You Killed Yapflip! I mean YapYip" "Is there Something in my teeth?" "Huddle For Warmth!" Jiralhanae make for great comedians, don't you think they should perform their Pack Trademark stand-up comedy show starring FlapYip the fast talker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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