The Director Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 This is a rather simple forum game. First, someone describes a mess. The next person has to clean it up, or give up on it and say "burn it all" instead. Then, they make a mess. A for instance: Poster 1: I just spilt milk all over my car. Poser 2: Use a wet rag and shop vac to get the milk out of the car. I just broke a vase on a person's head and there's blood all over the Persian rug. Poster 3: Burn it all. I just... Easy enough right? So lemme start you off. I just broke my TV and it spilled my tea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Boo Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Burn it I spilt half a carton of cranberry juice on my carpet. (actually happened) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted April 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Dab it with towels and then use a steam cleaner. I just dropped my bag of potato chips into my fan, sending chunks of chips and bag flying everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxBEASTLYBOYZxx Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Forget about it and play Halo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Boo Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 You forgot a mess. Spilt hot chocolate all over my tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted April 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Burn it and buy one of those liquid proof tux's Broke my fishtank! D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Boo Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Hope the water was clean, and let it dry. Get your fish, if it is freshwater, put it in a sink full of water. Pick up the broken glass, and dispose of it properly. Speed up drying by placing fans angled at the water. Buy new tank Put a large hole in my roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIREN4 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Remove your roof completely My homework is really harddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Try to make it fun I stubbed my toe and blood is clotting under it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Go for surgery and get it fixed I just spilled apple juice all down my pants.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchy Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Stab myself then go to hospital to give me a new pair of clothes Just dropped pizza on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ccup-mann Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Pick it up and eat it. I smashed my laptop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Boo Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 You just lost -1 internetz... Anyway, not sure what you mean by broke, so... Smashed my nightstand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted April 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Pick up the larger parts of wood and dispose of them properly, then vacuum the area thoroughly. Spilled mercury all over my carpet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuko 'Zarhamee Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Burn it. My Xbox 360 is on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Shadowz Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Put out the fire and replace the damaged floor. Then give the Xbox a funeral. R.I.P Knocked over my lava lamp and spilled the liquid everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted April 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Vacuum it up, then dab the spot with a towel to help dry. My spice rack broke and now spices are everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USDevilDog117 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Make some stakes and roll them around to absorb all the spices, Yummy! My dog puked on my pillow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Boo Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Rinse off the pillow case to get chunks off, then throw it in the washer and dryer. Giant chandelier fell onto my hardwood floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted April 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Pick up the pieces of the chandelier, then sweep up the glass. Then, wax the floor to get the dings and stuff out I crashed my car into the garage! D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USDevilDog117 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Replace your car with your neighbor's car and sledgehammer the door back into shape. An alien spaceship crashed into my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuko 'Zarhamee Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Blow up the spaceship. It'll be cooler looking than burning it, I can tell you that. A bunch of wires got caught in my ceiling fan and the power at my house has shorted out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 Blow up the spaceship. It'll be cooler looking than burning it, I can tell you that. A bunch of wires got caught in my ceiling fan and the power at my house has shorted out. Call an electrician to fix it, and sweep up the leftovers after s/he is done. I crashed my car into my fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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