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Johnny and Jimmy are both 6 years old. Johnny is a lonely kid who doesn't have many friends at all, and has a tendency to making things up.

When standing in line at school for lunch, Johnny notices that Jimmy doesnt even get noticed by the Lunch lady, or by anyone for that fact.

Why?

This is an open ended question with a few possible answers. The most logical correct answer would be that Jimmy is Johnny's imaginary friend. Another possible answer is that everyone is busy. As I said, there are quite a few possible answers. And remember, just because it isn't the one you are looking for doesn't mean it's wrong. :D

 

 

What's the longest amount of time someone has held their breath?

19 minutes 21 seconds, set by a Swiss freediver in February of 2010.

 

 

What is your favorite cut of meat? I myself am partial to Ribeye over Filet by a very small amount.

I prefer meat that doesn't have bone in it, because I like to eat as much as possible without having to be finicky. I prefer Rump Roast for that reason. :)

 

 

I think I have a question myself.

 

There are technically 4 dimensions.... Length, width, height, and depth. So, why is it that we consider reality to be 3 dimensional, when really, it should be 4?

There are actually 10 dimensions, but let's not get into that.

 

The reason that there are 4 measurements for only 3 dimensions is simply because you cannot have Height without Depth, and vice versa. So technically, since they are symbiotic, they are one measurement that simply has two parts. :)

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Albert Andrew Nolen II

 

 

Not if you don't get your hands dirty. Also, I use Hand Sanitizer because I hate water with every fiber of my being. Even the water fibers.

 

This has been asked before, and since you didn't ask it correctly I'm going to give you a very, VERY sarcastic answer.

 

The barber doesn't shave. He has a very large beard. Or the barber is a woman.

Lol, I couldn't be bothered to hunt through 35 pages of randomness, to find out if, IF, it had been asked before. :P

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I once saw a guy with 3 wives, each wife had 4 children and each child had 2 pets, How many people/animals did i see?

Assuming that the guy, his wives, the kids, and the pets were the only people/animals you saw at that point in time then...

 

4 children per wife =4x3=12 children.

2 pets per child = 4x12=24 pets.

So, 1+3+12+24= 40! :D

 

 

How much can a woodchuck chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.
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Why and how do you answer each question with so much precision?

Because answering questions is the key to destroying ignorance, and ignorance is a blight upon humanity. As for the how, I have a lot of time on my hands and therefor have a lot of time to study random things.
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Why and how do you answer each question with so much precision?

Because answering questions is the key to destroying ignorance, and ignorance is a blight upon humanity. As for the how, I have a lot of time on my hands and therefor have a lot of time to study random things.

The real reason is that he cheats. ;)

 

On a serious note... question time! What was discovered in 1774 by Joseph Priestley, and how did he discover it?

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What was discovered in 1774 by Joseph Priestley, and how did he discover it?

Duh, Oxygen lol and he discovered it by experimenting on air. At the time, scientists believed that air was it's own element, rather than being comprised of several different elements. He set out to prove this wrong and to discover what makes air.
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So you have proven to everyone here that you cheat...... K THX BAI!

Wolfram is simply put, a calculator. That's only cheating if I use it on a test. Plus, I did it in my head and on paper before resorting to Wolfram to make sure I was doing it correctly. Try losing with grace rather than screaming hacks.
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How do i open up threads? please help :)

Oh this is an easy one :D

 

First, click the subforum you wish to post your thread in (some subforums are staff-only though, so post those in General Discussion and ask to have them moved if you need to)

Next, click the orange "Start a new thread" button at the top right (under the shout box) of your screen.

Then, type in your title, a few tags, and the body of your thread. :)

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