M4sT3r Ch13f S117 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I hope I am a good at this,Um.........That's what she said?No to bad.Let's try this, you smuggling muggling tongue twisting Do-Do Head. PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 If I had to talk to you or get my head stuck in a clogged toilet, I would choose the toilet. Than, when I got out I would shoot myself at the site of your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Boo Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 If I had the choice between having to be inside the building of 911, being in a concentration camp of WWII, and having to talk to you, I'd go into the 911 building where the concentration camp is held... I love how you are encouraging insults Such a great influence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomakazi Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 You're fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I hope you learn from your parent's mistake and use a contraceptive if you ever find a female unwitting enough to agree to an act of a sexual nature with one such as yourself. Good luck on that, by the way, considering that the last time I saw something as ugly as you I had to pay an admission. I firmly believe that the only way a woman would lay down with you would be in a mass grave. I'm not even sure if you are old enough to be talking about such things, considering that I've never asked you how old you were because I know you simply cannot count that high. Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has annulled the anthropoid ape species diversity. That being said, I have a few questions for you. How does it feel knowing that you'll never be half the man your mother is? Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur? Do you still love nature? Despite what it's done to you? That does it for the Q&A. Thank you for your time Quantum. You are a very modest person, with much to be modest about. Yeah, I think I win. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Shadowz Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Posted May 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Oh yah, well you're all... ummm... really... good friends!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Friends, you have no friends. And you never will. You just sit in a corner and say to yourself "I do believe in friends. I do believe in friends." over and over and over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniamp Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 I hope you learn from your parent's mistake and use a contraceptive if you ever find a female unwitting enough to agree to an act of a sexual nature with one such as yourself. Good luck on that, by the way, considering that the last time I saw something as ugly as you I had to pay an admission. I firmly believe that the only way a woman would lay down with you would be in a mass grave. I'm not even sure if you are old enough to be talking about such things, considering that I've never asked you how old you were because I know you simply cannot count that high. Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has annulled the anthropoid ape species diversity. That being said, I have a few questions for you. How does it feel knowing that you'll never be half the man your mother is? Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur? Do you still love nature? Despite what it's done to you? That does it for the Q&A. Thank you for your time Quantum. You are a very modest person, with much to be modest about. Yeah, I think I win. "starts the 80s slow clap" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuko 'Zarhamee Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 You're so lame that it wraps around to awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 When you were in your mothers womb, the Doctors thought you were a girl... and still were unsure even after you were born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellCM Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 I did your grandmother. But on a closer inspection. I realised it wasn't your grandmother. It was you. <- Me telling your parents that joke. Odd topic is odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEKC TTBLSSH Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 Hey quantum I don't have anything against you but I'm throwing this out there not towards anybody. I haven't seen a failure like you since I've seen a parapolegic trying to put on a wrist watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuRe PoNy Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 You're so fat that Jabba the Hutt said, "DANG!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorB77 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Your not very good at halo (that'll show him ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorB77 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Hey quantum I don't have anything against you but I'm throwing this out there not towards anybody. I haven't seen a failure like you since I've seen a parapolegic trying to put on a wrist watch. Not cool man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 When you look in a mirror, the image turns away cause your so ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carts Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Your face looks like a quantum singularity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuRe PoNy Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Bungie based their flood infected marines on you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoob Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 your mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a live dinosaur Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Your just angry because you will never be the man your mother is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Your a butt nugget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinyl Scratch Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 No, I refuse to insult friends for no reason, even if they demand it of me. You did nothing wrong, so I shall not wrong you. :hug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hotdog8818 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Jackals treat you like paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheanSigma Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 Hang on... I'm thinking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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