King of Winter Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 So by clicking this thread, I'm guessing you wanna be a millionaire...well I am going to give u a simple step by step process on how to be a millionaire..... LET US COMMENCE!!!! STEP 1: This step is quite simple. All you have to do is go to a store and buy the following products...a flashlight, a rubber band, a pencil, a knife, a pot and seeds for a plant of your choice. If you already have all this, well look at you but quite simple eh? STEP 2: Plant your seeds and wait for the plant to grow big enough only to the point where you could put it in a pot and carry it around no problem. So after it is all grown, you put it in the pot that you bought. STEP 3: Go to the beach. Make sure to bring you pencil, flashlight, rubber band, knife and plant in the pot. So after you get to the beach, you go under water. Don't worry, you are not going to drown, that's what the plant is for. Hold up the plant to your face when you are underwater, and you'll use the oxygen the plant is emitting to breathe underwater. STEP 4: Okay, so now you are underwater. Congratulations!! You are still not a millionaire. you must continue swimming underwater in the ocean. And what you are supposed to do here is look for a shark. STEP 5: After you have found your shark, you must bind you pencil to your flash light with the rubber band. NOTE: Make sure the pencil is pointing the opposite direction from where the flashlight gives out light. STEP 6: After you have done this. Turn on your flashlight and point the pencil to the shark and throw the pencil and flash light at it, and with the help of the light from the flash light, the light will give the necessary boost to your throw to make your pencil spear go at the speed of light. STEP 7: After you have killed the shark, go up to it and pull out your knife and cut off its fin. STEP 8: Next step is rub the fin on your head and eventually in 5 months, you will grow a mini fin hidden inside you hair, (remember to let your hair grow for this 5 month period. It is crucial for the next step). Step 9: Go to a barber and ask him to cut your hair. When he does he is going to cut your mini fin. STEP 10: Sue the barber and collect your winnings. STEP 11: Repeat the above steps as many times you want. CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE NOW A MILLIONAIRE!!! ENJOY YOUR MONEY!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 LOLWUT, what did i just read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellcor Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 After doing the steps at least five times, wouldn't this cause the unenployment rate to increase due to barbers losing their jobs? No more places to get a decent haircut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minuette Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I have no idea what I just read *We now seem to find a dead body with a plant next to him under the sea* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winter Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 LOLWUT, what did i just read Logic at it's best, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZB-85 Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I will definitely try this out . Still confused on what I just read though . Job King Brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Shadowz Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Wait what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INACTIVE Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Uhhh.... ok...... that was kinda weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winter Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 After doing the steps at least five times, wouldn't this cause the unenployment rate to increase due to barbers losing their jobs? No more places to get a decent haircut! That's when you open a barber shop of your own and hire all the barbers you sued. Congrats, you now have your own business too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaloGamer 7 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 DIDNT WORK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorB77 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 DIDNT WORK Well that's weird.... It worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaloGamer 7 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Well that's weird.... It worked for me. Im going to try it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ςHϵΑƨϵMΩηεTΞr Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 What did I just read..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaloGamer 7 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 IT W0RKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bighungry2x Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 LOLWUT, what did i just read I will repeat... LOLWUT, what did I just read? Seriously. Hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaloGamer 7 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 GUYS DO THIS ITS TRUE IM A MILLIONAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaLebowski Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Didn't they already try this in the US congress? I think they called it a stimulus package... Incidentally, 500th post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winter Posted June 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Didn't they already try this in the US congress? I think they called it a stimulus package... Incidentally, 500th post. Yeeeeeeeeee, congrats haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikslik7 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Get a job, It's that simple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaloGamer 7 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 It worked but my the shark are my arm off. <_> Derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ςHϵΑƨϵMΩηεTΞr Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 OMG IT TRIED IT AGAIN AND THEN IT WORKED hur de hur hur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winter Posted August 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 BUMP because I can and offbeat doesn't contribute to post count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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